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Old 05-01-2010, 08:48 PM   #21
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:50 PM   #22
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"my sister and you have the same name, she spells it weird, how do you spell yours?"
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:09 PM   #23
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:56 PM   #24
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You: Hey, what was your name again?

Her: Um... how rude! It's Amy, you jerk!

You: Um.. yea Captain Obvious, I knew that... I meant your last name (Make her feel REALLY stupid and small for being an idiot)

Her: **embarassed** Oh, I'm sorry.... Amy Wannabangatyourplace

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every 1 at my house is asleep and i nearly woke everyone up after i read that!!
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:41 PM   #25
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Call her and hang up.
When she calls back just ask "who's this?"
Then blame the hang up on a friend or say your cell phone sucks and dropped the call before it rang.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:42 PM   #26
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something I pulled:

me: hey how are you doin? this is Clement we met the other night
her: heyy blah blah blah im a woman
me: etc
her: lets bang
me: make sandwich
her; okay let me get your address
me: Alright it's blah blah, BTW, what's your full name to put in my phone?
her: Maria Sharapova

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Her: Um... how rude! It's Amy, you jerk!

You: Um.. yea Captain Obvious, I knew that... I meant your last name (Make her feel REALLY stupid and small for being an idiot)

Her: **embarassed** Oh, I'm sorry.... Amy Wannabangatyourplace

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:44 PM   #27
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:44 PM   #28
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If you were from Jersey you could refer to her as "yo b!tch" for as long as you knew her and get around this situation completely.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:55 PM   #29
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You: Hey, what was your name again?

Her: You forgot it didn't you?

You: Um.. yea

Her: *Silence*

You: Hello....

You: Hellooo..still there?
Fixed.

Try calling let it ring once then hang up. If she calls back you may see her name if it isn't blocked. If it is blocked just ask "who is this" when she says "you just called me" explain that you met her last night, enjoyed her company wanted to talk some more but hung up because embarrisingly enough you forgot her name. Let her know you feel like a schmuck so thats why you hung up. Tell her you were trying to remember her name before you called back.
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Fixed.

Try calling let it ring once then hang up. If she calls back you may see her name if it isn't blocked. If it is blocked just ask "who is this" when she says "you just called me" explain that you met her last night, enjoyed her company wanted to talk some more but hung up because embarrisingly enough you forgot her name. Let her know you feel like a schmuck so thats why you hung up. Tell her you were trying to remember her name before you called back.


that's gay, the object here is to avoid her knowing that OP forgot her name
We're not trying to put ourself down, but rather turn the situation on her as Jonjon suggested.
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:19 AM   #31
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that's gay, the object here is to avoid her knowing that OP forgot her name
We're not trying to put ourself down, but rather turn the situation on her as Jonjon suggested.
Gee really? Thanks for straightening that out for me.
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:25 AM   #32
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Don't call and hang up, thats creepy and retarded. Either say you forgot her name, or do the Jon-Jon method.


Or....ask her to add you on facebook, or what her last name is so you can add her on facebook. But I think J^2 had it right with his idea...
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:31 AM   #33
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Don't call and hang up, thats creepy and retarded. Either say you forgot her name, or do the Jon-Jon method.


Or....ask her to add you on facebook, or what her last name is so you can add her on facebook. But I think J^2 had it right with his idea...
Yeah, okay so you ask her name, shes says what you forgot and you say no your last name, so she tells you her last name only, then what? Orrrr she simply calls you on your bullsh1t and asks you what her name is.

And calling and letting it ring once isn't all that "creepy" people do it all the time, calls get dropped, you start to make a call then have to hang up after one ring because something else happens. I'm not suggesting you let her answer then hang up, that would be creepy.

Jesus, you people are unbelievable. The bottom line is that you should just man up and tell her you forgot her name, it really shouldn't be THAT big of a deal to her, YOU'VE MET ONCE. And if it is a huge deal to her, do you really want to know her?
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Use *67, call (most people don't answer private calls in my experience), get the voicemail and hope she gives her name on the message.
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I spell mine the normal way, how does she spell hers?

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I've used this method, many many times.
I use that one all the time
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