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Old 03-06-2015, 09:01 AM   #1
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Finally...they're letting me in to perform in NYC. I hope you will mark your calendars and join me...I'll even throw in free car advice, as usual! (PM me if you can make it; I'll make reservations for you.)

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Thank you, guys! I'll be doing a brand new bit I'm really proud of called "Having Sex with the Disabled." (Copyright, dmax, 2015) Don't tell me if it's been done before...I think I have a unique spin with my story. And, for once...no dogs involved.
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Thank you, guys! I'll be doing a brand new bit I'm really proud of called "Having Sex with the Disabled." (Copyright, dmax, 2015) Don't tell me if it's been done before...I think I have a unique spin with my story. And, for once...no dogs involved.
does it involve routine maintenance of an E46 with hand controls?
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does it involve routine maintenance of an E46 with hand controls?
Of course. She's disabled, so having trouble with her mixing vent controls...I kind of slip. Next thing you know, I get her vent open. It's a lot funnier live, I assure you. I need protection, people. Who can help? If you're really large and frightening looking, all the better!
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have you done bananas or stress factory? how are those rooms?
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have you done bananas or stress factory? how are those rooms?
I've done neither yet. I can get into any club, probably, with bringers...and then hopefully, stay in them without bringers...since, ya know...I'm so funny and all. But, honestly until I live in NYC, getting in to do bringer shows or 'shows' on weekdays on the earlier shows...is a real pitb...and expensive.

With any luck, some woman living in NYC will fall in love with me so I'll at least have a place, locally, to stay. Any leads, guys? Send pics of your moms!

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Of course, Vinnie! Although almost all of my material is my own, lots of it was written in concert with others...sometimes it's only a word I get, but a word can make all the difference in the world sometimes. Anyway, if you're serious, I'd be pleased to receive them...if I get famous because of them, rest assured, there's something in it for you...like, IDK, a new ET or something!

And, Iceman...no Mrs. dmax now...thank god!
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I'm in Manhattan now. Gota check out one of your shows. If I don't have finals the day of or day after I'll swing through. Anyway I can get a table and the 5 tables surrounding if? Need a peasant buffer.
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