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Old 01-23-2015, 07:54 PM   #1
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Old 01-23-2015, 08:04 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2015, 08:16 PM   #3
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why do they have hairnets on????????
Do you like a hairy penis?
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Old 01-23-2015, 08:32 PM   #4
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A good way to start the weekend.
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Old 01-23-2015, 09:44 PM   #5
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I watched the whole thing...
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Old 01-23-2015, 09:52 PM   #6
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I watched the whole thing...
Don't feel bad, I had Mrs. Irish watch it. She enjoyed it more than me. (Like I said, good way to start the weekend.)
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:02 PM   #7
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Perfect compliment to OP. Place the dildo factory next to the vagina factory, and all progress grinds to a halt.

(I love the way all of the men gather to get their photo taken with the vagina model.)
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Old 01-24-2015, 07:18 AM   #10
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Why are the D's all so small?
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because they used yours for the mold.
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because they used yours for the mold.
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I wonder if the chicks that work in the factory get an employee discount on dongs as a perk of the job...

Or maybe the get to take the manufacture rejects home for free?

Probably someone has been fired for taking a dong in the ladies room on their 15 min break.

I wonder if that factory has a problem with sexual harassment in the workplace
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I have always been an insertion fan.
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i thought i was gonna see griffin's penis.


dissapointed. whatever
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Old 01-25-2015, 01:07 PM   #19
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Too many bumps. Wouldn't see it anyway
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