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Old 04-11-2015, 04:24 PM   #1
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"Autocorrect" blows

I spend more time correcting it, than it does correcting my errors.
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:28 PM   #2
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:32 PM   #3
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Ok, my mother asked me what kind of cake I wanted last year for my birthday. I just replied "chocolate cake" and this is what autocorrect came up with:

Cake, cake cake cake cake cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
*****s is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake cake cake

Was at the 40/40 club in the city chillin in VIP with jay z, nig saw the text and used it in a hit. Nig owes me millions. Thanks autocorrect, and you're welcome HOV. Crook ass MF.
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Wtf. The only issue I've had is with new phones learning words I use or predictive text.
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Wtf. The only issue I've had is with new phones learning words I use or predictive text.
I got my own fvckin problems.
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:43 PM   #6
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think you meant chocolate cawk
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think you meant chocolate cawk
May have, I have a sweet tooth. Only fvck with Turkish, Belgian, and German chocolates FYI. None of the peasant ass nabisco sh!t.

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Just turn it off, my phone just underlines a word if it has a mistake in it and I just fix it myself.
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I typed "YOU ARE THE ONE" today and it changed to "u re the be"

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