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Old 02-26-2014, 08:40 AM   #1
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:42 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:47 AM   #3
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i never had one. real talk brah


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Old 02-26-2014, 08:53 AM   #4
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:04 AM   #5
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I've never had one !! I feel like im missing out!
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:08 AM   #6
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:08 AM   #7
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:10 AM   #8
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:20 AM   #10
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never. Prolly cuz I figured out how to spank to completion only a few months after puberty. What a relief that was.
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:31 AM   #12
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Haha I actually pee'd the bed a few years ago while sleeping next to my ex. I hadn't had it happen since I was a little kid up until then. I had a dream I was peeing in a homeless guy's garage and woke up in the middle of the night soaked in it. The gf was not pleased.
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:36 AM   #14
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I had one last Thursday morning and another Sunday morning. Gf was outta town. I also haven't spanked it in longer than I can think of.


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