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Old 02-26-2014, 08:53 PM   #1
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Ghostface Killah's 4th Annual Top 10 Softest Rappers in the Game

Ho-ly crap this dude is hilarious

http://rapsandhustles.com/2011/09/22...s-in-the-game/

100% worth the read. For the record, the level of funny increased exponentially on the second read through.
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:58 PM   #2
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Old 02-26-2014, 09:16 PM   #3
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:07 PM   #5
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so soft you could scratch them with a cotton ball lol
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that nigga Drake is the human electric slide b. This the type a cornball ass nigga who pulls up in the McDonalds drive thru to order a smile wit his meals nahmean. When he aint craftin summa the most bitchmade songs known to man he probably spends his time twirlin round in prairies n braiding blades of grass together to make clothes for wild animals n stupid shit like that yo. Nigga probably swings his window shutters open in the morning n has birds n squirrels crawlin up his curtains while he sings songs to them n shit. You might catch that nigga in the forest playin a harp or sumthin namsayin. Son probably got pictures on his walls of miniature babies sittin in fruit bowls n sproutin from gardens n shit like that. That muthafucka mussa got bit by a radioactive butterfly one day namsayin
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"This ni**as moms mussa fed the muth*fvcka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo...cos he fVckin beyond stupid yo."
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"This ni**as moms mussa fed the muth*fvcka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo...cos he fVckin beyond stupid yo."


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He's so funny " the x men of soft ass mufukkahs"

When he called riff raff the t-1000 version of vanilla ice I almost died.

I read another one of these he did I donno if it was last years or if this is an old one, but he had drake on the list twice.
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