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Old 11-11-2014, 09:09 AM   #1
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Kid literally eats a dick after saying he would

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For anyone who doesn't know what this is for, here's a short description of what happened:

So, on November 5th professional League of Legends player Bjergsen, star of the incredibly popular Team Solo Mid, hosted an AMA on /r/leagueoflegends. It had been pre-announced, so /u/Arebel spent over 10 hours creating and formatting an impressive list of 50 questions for Bjergsen to answer, and the comment instantly took over the AMA.

Because the questions would take so long to answer, /u/SlapYaFace responded with “rip bjerg” and /u/tbalbino said “bjerg 0 1 0 after this.” 0-1-0, in League of Legends, would be when you have no kills, 1 death, and no assists. Everyone's favorite /u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 said “Arebel is godlike?” which is when one player has gotten several kills in a row, but /u/tbalbino corrected him with “He got fb. 400 reddit gold inc.” In League of Legends, fb stands for first blood, which is the first kill of the game, and a higher-than-normal amount of gold (400) is awarded to the player who gets it.

And so it began.

Around this point, /u/Arebel received his first gold, and I mentioned it. /u/tbalbino came in again by saying “Confirmed prophet in about 399 gold. AMA.”

“If he gets 400 gold I'll eat a dick.”


After I posted, I noticed /u/Arebel was up to 2 gilds. Another professional player for Team Solo Mid hopped into the thread and had gilded him. After this point, my comment started becoming more popular and people started asking if they could collectively make it happen. I was adding edits every so often to keep track of the number of gilds he was at. The previous record for most gilds on a comment was 71, so 400 was well beyond that and I felt completely safe from eating a dick.

**** you guys.
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I didn't understand a fvckin word of that after the sentence ending in "description of what happened". Apparently the thread isn't about a member here after all?
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OP can eat a dick for that ghey ****.
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Old 11-11-2014, 10:34 AM   #6
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I didn't understand a fvckin word of that after the sentence ending in "description of what happened".
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I guess I'm not fluent in Reddit.
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- kid posts in thread "if OP reaches a specific goal, I'll literally eat a dick"
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Professional basement dweller challenged another neckbeard to a video game achievement of insignificance and lost, thus having to eat a dong if he wanted to keep his e-cred legit. Sounds about right.
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WAT..No

You forgot a portion of his title.
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You forgot a portion of his title.
Somehow that makes it worse
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Brb let me consult google to make sense of wtf I just read.

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