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Old 12-07-2015, 03:26 PM   #1
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Fri. Jan 2, 6 p.m., The Comic Strip--1568 2nd Ave. (between 81 & 82nd st.)

Sat. March 5, 6 p.m., Broadway Comedy Club, 53rd between 8 & 9th Aves.
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Please come and support live comedy...and whatever it is I'm doing!

So far, though, out of 150,000 members, I'm very proud that 4-6 of you have already come out! Makes me feel, you know, delusional...but what ya gonna do? Come on out and talk with me about your e46's issues...glad to help if I can!
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I support this. Go out and see the incredible show featuring DMAX! He might even armor all your tires with some special glittery stuff.
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what line of business did you work in before you became a stand-up comic?
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I support this. Go out and see the incredible show featuring DMAX! He might even armor all your tires with some special glittery stuff.
...you know, my fern green metallic colored tires are holding up really well. I swear I'm getting better gas mileage too!

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Still in it. I have a company that teaches business writing and presentation skills. LRcom.com Given my humor, though, I sort of need to keep those parts of my life separate!
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Still in it. I have a company that teaches business writing and presentation skills. LRcom.com Given my humor, though, I sort of need to keep those parts of my life separate!
interesting...do your clients include business schools and consulting firms?
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interesting...do your clients include business schools and consulting firms?
Mostly corporations, but we've worked with many engineering firms too. We could also work with Fanatics, though some are too far gone to help!

Thanks, Griffin! The old ladies love me for some reason...kind of makes me feel awkward at times!

So...who's coming? Bueller?

Oh...also have a show at Catch a Rising Star in Princeton on 12/26...and in Montclair NJ 1/17. Trying to get into new clubs...and it's getting a lot easier. Fortunately so many comics are lame!
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Old 12-22-2015, 05:20 PM   #9
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Sat., Dec. 26, 7:30 p.m. Catch a Rising Star--Princeton, NJ
Mon., Dec. 28, 7 p.m. on John Kulik's radio show--http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gs-radio
Mon., Jan. 11, 9 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club--NYC, 53rd bet 8 & 9
Sun., Jan 17., 8 p.m. Tierney's Tavern, 136 Valley Rd.,Montclair, NJ
Sat., Jan. 23, 6 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club
Thurs., Feb. 4, 8 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club
Thurs., Feb. 25, 8 p.m. Luigi's, 21 Union Ave., Lakehurst, NJ
Fri/Sat, Feb 26 & 27, Scotty's Pub & Comedy Cove, Springfield NJ
Fri., March 25, Willie's, 1270 Easton Turnpike, Branchburg, NJ
Tues., May 17, 10 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club
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I've been getting around. I've been to too many shows where so many comics are so lame, I've been reaching out and pitching a little more.

Stand up is a lot of fun for me, but getting to do it takes a bit of work!

Some of you, if you come to a show, should pester me to do some of my stories I'd know you'd love, including 'having sex with the disabled,' 'woman holding an elephant's penis,' and 'what the monkey does by itself in an apt.'

And yet, I'm regarded as clean because I don't use any bad words. smh
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You don't use bad words? That's awfully rare!
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I make up for it with my content:
*giving a dog an orgasm
*tricking psychotic women into having sex with me
*having sex with the disabled
*rectal thermometers and cucumbers

Still, so far, I'm considered clean...maybe because no one is listening!
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Monday, Jan 11, 9 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club (53rd bet 8 & 9 )

Sun, Jan 17, 7:30 p.m. Tierney's Tavern, Montclair NJ

Sat., Jan 23, 6 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club
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fudge, I'm going to be away that weekend...if you had a weeknight at the broadway club, it's literally 2 blocks from my office and I would have come. getting closer to attending, it's gonna happen one of these days! good luck, break a leg!
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where the hell do you park the Bimmer when you go to these shows?
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fudge, I'm going to be away that weekend...if you had a weeknight at the broadway club, it's literally 2 blocks from my office and I would have come. getting closer to attending, it's gonna happen one of these days! good luck, break a leg!
I've got more dates! I'm going to update with the complete list...including shows in NJ, PA, and England!

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where the hell do you park the Bimmer when you go to these shows?
On the street most of the time. I suspect that anyone smart enough to be able to steal a car, knows a 17 year old POS car when they see it! Also, I've learned some tricks to keeping it safe...mostly having the interior totally free of anything. I used to empty the glovebox and leave it open. But, so far, believe it or not, the street has been fine. You know, I trust the street more than any parking attendant! What a bad one could do to my original clutch...I don't want to think about!
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Upcoming shows. Hope you can make one! Please support live comedy and whatever it is I'm doing!

Sat., Jan 16, 8 p.m. Paesano's 855 Belmont, N. Haledon, NJ

Sun., Jan 17., 7:30 p.m. Tierney's Tavern, 136 Valley Rd.,Montclair, NJ
973-396-6952 This should be interesting with my father, gf, and her folks all attending. I'm thinking I'll be quiet most of the night!

Fri., Jan 22, 6 p.m. The Comic Strip, 1568 2nd Ave, bet 81 & 82 ($14 and you can stay for the show following!)

Sat., Jan. 23, 6 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club-- (I have some free tickets if you get to me in time!)

Thurs., Feb. 4, 8 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club

Fri., Feb. 12, Pocono Cinema, 88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, PA 570-421-6684

Fri/Sat, Feb 26 & 27, 9 p.m., Scotty's Pub & Comedy Cove, Springfield NJ
973-376-3840 (I'll be emceeing...maybe in a dress...idk)

Sun. March 6, 8 p.m., Tierney's Tavern, Montclair, NJ

Sat., March 19, 6 p.m., Broadway Comedy Club 318 W 53rd, bet 8 & 9

Fri., March 25, Willie's, 1270 Easton Turnpike, Branchburg, NJ 855-565-5483

Tues., May 17, 10 p.m. Broadway Comedy Club

Fri., July 8, Private, Oxfordshire, England (need to learn the language!)
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