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Old 04-20-2016, 10:40 PM   #1
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I think i want to be a correctional officer

I have a written test set for next month. Then the physical test.


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Have fun getting crap and piss thrown at you. I worked with a ex corrections officer at Cat and he said it was terrible. Go to leave and they force you to pull double shifts, fights, other guards are criminals, etc.
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I wondered that too. Fully expected an article (or video) in the post about having sex with female prisoners in exchange for chocolate or some ****.
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My company can run by itself for the most part. But i was thinking about doing something different, to say i did it. Plus i get to treat garbage like garbage. Get some of my tax money back from thr prison system.
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Griffin just wants to randomly inspect buttholes. Kinda like treasure hunting, since you never know what you'll find up there.
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Gotta make sure RayRay and his boys aren't keestering any shanks or drugs.
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Turds. You will always find turds.
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My company can run by itself for the most part. But i was thinking about doing something different, to say i did it. Plus i get to treat garbage like garbage. Get some of my tax money back from thr prison system.
Yeah, until you realize that garbage has nothing to lose. My brother did over a decade in prison and says he can't even describe the animals that are locked up. Let's just say he's not a fan of those people...
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My wife has a couple of distant cousins that do this, but since they live in the sticks, their choices for employment nearby are limited.

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