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Old 10-25-2010, 03:25 PM   #61
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Banging a chick a day is definitely possible, I hit a streak of 3 in 7 days in 3rd year, can't say I felt nearly as good as I thought I would afterwords though.
I've had similar streaks and yes....not satisfying, more just bragging rights, etc.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:48 PM   #62
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I have a good story about this. I'm 41. When I was 38 I was dating this 19 year old. I was our second date. We're at dinner when she pops that juvenile question of how many women I've slept with. I told her I stopped counting somewhere between 100 and 110 and that was 4 years ago. Her jaw dropped. LOL I'm a ****. I know.

So I immediately backtrack and say I'm kidding. Probably 35 or 40 and quickly defend my position by breaking down the numbers. Been sexually active since I was 15. So 35 people in 23 years isn't so promiscuous. That seemed to relax the issue and she continued to eat.

Ten minutes went by and I decided to ask her the same question. Not that I care, but just want to make her squirm.

So I ask and she says, without hesitation, "You're going to be the tenth."

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Old 10-25-2010, 04:01 PM   #63
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I have a good story about this. I'm 41. When I was 38 I was dating this 19 year old. I was our second date. We're at dinner when she pops that juvenile question of how many women I've slept with. I told her I stopped counting somewhere between 100 and 110 and that was 4 years ago. Her jaw dropped. LOL I'm a ****. I know.

So I immediately backtrack and say I'm kidding. Probably 35 or 40 and quickly defend my position by breaking down the numbers. Been sexually active since I was 15. So 35 people in 23 years isn't so promiscuous. That seemed to relax the issue and she continued to eat.

Ten minutes went by and I decided to ask her the same question. Not that I care, but just want to make her squirm.

So I ask and she says, without hesitation, "You're going to be the tenth."

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38/2 + 7 = 26
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Ehem.

you never did 10 in 10 days. I don't give a fuuck what you say.
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Old 11-20-2010, 09:29 AM   #65
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i'm not sure what my number is... if i had to guess, i would say 17ish. i'm 23. i wouldn't tell, i'd use the "it doesn't matter, i'm with you only... blah blah.." line.
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i'm not sure what my number is... if i had to guess, i would say 17ish. i'm 23. i wouldn't tell, i'd use the "it doesn't matter, i'm with you only... blah blah.." line.
Man you should keep track of those numbers, such interesting facts, I wish I would have kept a tally of all the times I have fapped...I probably couldn't even guess to within a thousand
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i forget about some though... its easy to forget when it means nothing. as far as fapping goes.... i've fapped just about every day since i was about 13 years old. so simple math would indicate about 3,650 nuts busted on average. i know i don't jerk it every day, but sometimes i jerk it three or four times a day. it probably averages out to around 3,800 career jerking spooges.
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i forget about some though... its easy to forget when it means nothing. as far as fapping goes.... i've fapped just about every day since i was about 13 years old. so simple math would indicate about 3,650 nuts busted on average. i know i don't jerk it every day, but sometimes i jerk it three or four times a day. it probably averages out to around 3,800 career jerking spooges.
Do you mean 38,000?
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you never did 10 in 10 days. I don't give a fuuck what you say.
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Easy for u to say when you probably been with a few girls

I don't think it's her business

What matters is her not the past.
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Easy for u to say when you probably been with a few girls

I don't think it's her business

What matters is her not the past.
The past doesn't matter, to a degree.

Are you saying you'd be ok with a girl who willingly participated in a gangbang? How about multiple times?
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Are u married yet?

Man I don't want to be the guy still dating and hitting up girls into my late 30s

But I'm pretty indecisive with girls

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I have a good story about this. I'm 41. When I was 38 I was dating this 19 year old. I was our second date. We're at dinner when she pops that juvenile question of how many women I've slept with. I told her I stopped counting somewhere between 100 and 110 and that was 4 years ago. Her jaw dropped. LOL I'm a ****. I know.

So I immediately backtrack and say I'm kidding. Probably 35 or 40 and quickly defend my position by breaking down the numbers. Been sexually active since I was 15. So 35 people in 23 years isn't so promiscuous. That seemed to relax the issue and she continued to eat.

Ten minutes went by and I decided to ask her the same question. Not that I care, but just want to make her squirm.

So I ask and she says, without hesitation, "You're going to be the tenth."

Waiter? Check please...
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Old 12-01-2010, 12:42 PM   #75
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The past doesn't matter, to a degree.

Are you saying you'd be ok with a girl who willingly participated in a gangbang? How about multiple times?
Dude I wouldn't want to know and I doubt the girls I'd date would ever participate. But who knows?!

I mean I do ask eventually if theyve been in a 3some. That's hot

What do u mean by multiple times?
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Easy for u to say when you probably been with a few girls
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What exactly is that suppose to mean?
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What exactly is that suppose to mean?
It's easy to say be honest when your number is low - not saying you specifically -
Just trying to make a point - my apologies.

I dont think any girl wants to hear a + 30 number
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Dude I wouldn't want to know and I doubt the girls I'd date would ever participate. But who knows?!

I mean I do ask eventually if theyve been in a 3some. That's hot

What do u mean by multiple times?
I mean if they willingly participated in a gangbang more than once. Not just "oops I did it and it was a bad idea" I'm talking a few times or more. Sorry, if a chick told me it happened once, I wouldn't be able to shake the idea of a line of guys running a train.

Not personally interested in chicks that have done a 3some either.
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I mean if they willingly participated in a gangbang more than once. Not just "oops I did it and it was a bad idea" I'm talking a few times or more. Sorry, if a chick told me it happened once, I wouldn't be able to shake the idea of a line of guys running a train.

Not personally interested in chicks that have done a 3some either.
+1, Id smash one but I couldnt date one or further...those type girls are good for being a cum dumpster and only that
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I mean if they willingly participated in a gangbang more than once. Not just "oops I did it and it was a bad idea" I'm talking a few times or more. Sorry, if a chick told me it happened once, I wouldn't be able to shake the idea of a line of guys running a train.

Not personally interested in chicks that have done a 3some either.
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+1, Id smash one but I couldnt date one or further...those type girls are good for being a cum dumpster and only that
Sure multiple gang bangs is a flag but I haven't dated a porn star or a girl like that.

A threesome when they were younger? Sure who cares - though again not very common

Not sure how you can flag a girl who may have experimented in college and made a mistake as not worthy of a serious relationship. It's the now. I mean weren't we all horny kids before now grown up?

You know surprising to me a lot of "smart" college friends have tried coke - as long as they don't do that crap now what's past is past.
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