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Old 12-29-2010, 12:26 PM   #61
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Old 12-29-2010, 02:11 PM   #62
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They most likely will, unless you can pull off teh jokes. I've gotten away with saying some rude things and then playing it off like I didn't exactly know it meant "that." I mean, as long as u don't say sh1t like that as an opener, you're good, lol.
I'm definitely going to use that as an opener sometime, I speak ZERO Spanish... so should it just be "Hola sucia?"

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Is that cash sticking out of the bottom of the bra???? Tell us the truth....you know you met her at "The Bing"
I think it's the price tag, from what I could tell, she was trying on a bathing suit.

"The Bing" would definitely make for a better story though!
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Old 12-29-2010, 02:29 PM   #63
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I didn't ask. We might have talked about her and whether she's changed since the last time I saw her (she put on some weight actually) and sizes of different assets, when... *ding* pic comes in. She didn't have to be asked, she wanted an excuse to send them. Neither of us was drunk. I think.
Chicks LOVE to show off. All women have a little ***** in them.
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Old 05-28-2011, 01:27 PM   #64
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Old 05-28-2011, 01:52 PM   #65
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Old 05-28-2011, 02:09 PM   #66
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Old 05-28-2011, 02:48 PM   #67
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couldn't hear the commentary over the sound of her fat
Funny I was thinking the same thing all I heard was blubber blubber blubber womp womp blubbler blubbler
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Old 05-28-2011, 02:53 PM   #68
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POF is where you go for hookups. Not really meant for dating.
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tell that to half the chicks on there that have a mile long list of requirements in order to contact them.
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:25 PM   #70
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:27 PM   #71
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ahah I have a date with a POF chick tonight! lmao
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:37 PM   #72
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:04 PM   #73
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Ok so I went out yesterday with this girl It went pretty good! She is 28 and I am 21 ahaha so yeah big age difference but hey what can I say I like older girls. Went bowling then went to bar drank a couple pitchers and then she took me to another bar and bought me drinks so she pretty much got me pretty buzzed ahaha next date next week. Boom Boom.

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Old 02-16-2012, 11:10 AM   #75
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I was exchanging emails with my buddy after the encounter with the wildebeest. This pretty much sums it up.


I call her when I'm out front. I see a sexy looking girl with a mini
skirt, high heels, and an umbrella walking towards my car. I consider
pulling out my phone for some footage but it wasn't possible. She gets in,
legs look thicker than expected, face is round, fat under chin. Houston,
we have a heffer. LMFAO. I stumble my words, still trying to grasp the
fact shes a heffer. I tell her we are going to Gordon Biersch. She won't
stop staring at me which makes me uncomfortable, I almost miss the exit
because I really am not thinking about anything, just driving LMAO. We get
there and we stare at the menus for a while, the staring continues. I'm
trying to be an optimist and think If I drink enough everything will be
Ok. I order an IPA, she gets red wine. No appetizer. WIN. Our food
arrives, conversation seems easier for me. I tell her about the bloody
sweatshirt story and about the hooters fight. I LOVE telling that story. I
pay the bill, 33 bucks not bad. Chalk that up as a loss for the unexpected
heff. I make her decide on where we are going. We go to a bar in point
loma, I order my second IPA. She squawks and tells me stupid stores about
her star bucks addicted ***** mother, who has been married 3 times. Yawn.
She accused me of being shy, so I offer the suggestion that I just don't
feel like talking to her. I accuse her of being insecure when the
conversation goes silent. She got slightly offended, liking me that much
more. I drive her back to her place, and park in the front parking area,
the exact area I showed you in that screen shot image, I was not in a
parking spot. She says thanks, and she goes to hug me. At this point I'm
not going for a kiss, I know I'm going to **** her on the next date so
theres not point to kiss. AFter the hug she pulls back and starts making
out with me. LMFAO!!! Such a dumpsta, I get into it. and rub her down. I
can tell shes trying to get to my side so I eventualy grab her thigh and
pull it towards me. She gets on top of me, blows the horn, the hits the
gas peddle, making the engine rev up pretty high. I hit the auto recline
and we go down. At this point I'm thinking we are def gonna **** so I'm
pretty stoked, I'm rubbin the puss and suckin on the fat ass *******.
After a few minutes she snaps up and says "k now we have to be good". She
steps out of the car and I speed off.
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tl;dr: met up with girl who I met of POF, she looked heavy than she did in her pictures, kinda a let down, plan on waxing tonight.
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I met my current girl on POF. We've been together for almost a year now.
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I like this thread.
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Old 02-16-2012, 11:33 AM   #79
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I met my current girl on POF. We've been together for almost a year now.
So what's the catch?
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I went on a date the other day from eharmony. She shows up about 30lbs heavier than expected... and I don't recall how this even came up but she didn't know who Ronald Reagan was. Depressing when in the first 1 second of the date there won't be a second one.
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