NOOOOO>... Someone PLEASE help me!

DropTopBM · 05-26-2002, 12:24 AM

Guys... yesterday a bird shitted on my car but i didnt have any of my "tools" to take it off... so i left it on... today i washed my car and the **** came off, but it left like a stain or something... so i threw a little wax and rubbed it off, but the stain is still there.... will this crap stain come off or did it do any permenant damage to my baby? please tell me it comes off.... its right on my hood too, its not noticable, but i know its there!

MCD007 · 05-26-2002, 12:29 AM

it will go away with every sucessive wash

DropTopBM · 05-26-2002, 12:33 AM

how long will it take to go away :sad:

UltimateOne · 05-26-2002, 12:36 AM

Ive seen bird **** ruin paint before if you let it sit on the paint....:sad:

KevinJ_2k1_325ci · 05-26-2002, 12:37 AM

Use cheap turtle wax. The polisher waxes don't work to well to get stuff like that off. I use turtle wax to get bird shiat and road tar off then follow up with Meguiars Gold it will come off. If you use a polisher wax, you get left over poo yellow or dark stains and stuff .:sad: nasty... Try Meguiars scratch X that may get it too by melting a little clear coat off.

Malakas923 · 05-26-2002, 01:08 AM

Try using the Mothers Gold Clay Bar..if that doesn't work then just keep washing and waxing away

bol · 05-26-2002, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinJ_2k1_325ci
Try Meguiars scratch X that may get it too by melting a little clear coat off.

Scratch-X is a filler. It has absolutely zero polishing compounds and won't do a thing to the clear coat. 'Cleaner Waxes' are more likely to remove microscoping layers of the clear coat before Scratch-X.

DropTopBM · 05-26-2002, 01:56 AM

I am going to buy a clay bar tomarrow morning, first thing... hope it works... if not, then ill just bring it to a detailing shop nearby and have them remove it.... hopefully it didnt do any damage to the paint itself... **** mannnn, damn birds...

vinnymac · 05-26-2002, 02:14 AM

Full Time Hit Man · 05-26-2002, 03:08 AM

wax will clean it off.

core · 05-26-2002, 06:24 AM

damn birdy acid sh*t..

wolf · 05-26-2002, 12:16 PM

my neighbor has "homing" pidgons...yikes...i cover the car if i park outside for more than 10 mins..PITA...but worth it...

alas...baby got bombed....

first instinct was to wash/wax as fast & hard as possible...
relax...use QD and lots of it..to gently remove the surface crap...
dont try to deep rub the stain away....use a mild polish in line strokes..not circular....reapply...then wax....you will see a vast improvement...you may even get all of it out....

good luck

sweetbimmer · 05-26-2002, 12:26 PM

this stuff worked wonders for the whip...the longer the bird shiat sits on car the worse it gets...

BAVARIAN323i · 05-26-2002, 12:37 PM

its no big deal

DropTopBM · 05-26-2002, 12:53 PM

I left it on over night, that was the mistake.... ill never do it again..

05-26-2002, 12:24 AM	#1
DropTopBM Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Im from where the hammers rung, news cameras never come, throw the work in the can and scream "runnn" Posts: 999 My Ride: Hamann 3 View My Garage	NOOOOO>... Someone PLEASE help me! Guys... yesterday a bird shitted on my car but i didnt have any of my "tools" to take it off... so i left it on... today i washed my car and the **** came off, but it left like a stain or something... so i threw a little wax and rubbed it off, but the stain is still there.... will this crap stain come off or did it do any permenant damage to my baby? please tell me it comes off.... its right on my hood too, its not noticable, but i know its there!

05-26-2002, 12:36 AM	#4
UltimateOne Fanatics vs. E46 DTM 4evar Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Boston WHAT! Posts: 5,177 My Ride: 11 WRB WRX View My Garage	Ive seen bird **** ruin paint before if you let it sit on the paint....:sad: __________________

05-26-2002, 12:37 AM	#5
KevinJ_2k1_325ci Registered User Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 3,083 My Ride: 2001 325ci View My Garage	Use a cheap regular wax Use cheap turtle wax. The polisher waxes don't work to well to get stuff like that off. I use turtle wax to get bird shiat and road tar off then follow up with Meguiars Gold it will come off. If you use a polisher wax, you get left over poo yellow or dark stains and stuff .:sad: nasty... Try Meguiars scratch X that may get it too by melting a little clear coat off.

05-26-2002, 01:08 AM	#6
Malakas923 Registered User Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Irvine Posts: 35 My Ride: 2002 325ci View My Garage	Try using the Mothers Gold Clay Bar..if that doesn't work then just keep washing and waxing away __________________ vroom vrooom vroooommm

05-26-2002, 02:14 AM	#9
vinnymac St. Louis BMW Fanatic Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Saint Louis, Missouri Posts: 7,155 My Ride: 2011 335is View My Garage	Claybar it and it will be gone.

05-26-2002, 12:29 AM	#2
MCD007 Im The Man Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Sunnyvale, CA Posts: 1,191 My Ride: 325ci View My Garage	it will go away with every sucessive wash

05-26-2002, 12:33 AM	#3
DropTopBM Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Im from where the hammers rung, news cameras never come, throw the work in the can and scream "runnn" Posts: 999 My Ride: Hamann 3 View My Garage	how long will it take to go away :sad:

05-26-2002, 01:56 AM	#8
DropTopBM Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Im from where the hammers rung, news cameras never come, throw the work in the can and scream "runnn" Posts: 999 My Ride: Hamann 3 View My Garage	I am going to buy a clay bar tomarrow morning, first thing... hope it works... if not, then ill just bring it to a detailing shop nearby and have them remove it.... hopefully it didnt do any damage to the paint itself... **** mannnn, damn birds...

05-26-2002, 03:08 AM	#10
Full Time Hit Man Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: HAMANN MOTORSPORT GmbH Posts: 2,690 My Ride: E46 View My Garage	wax will clean it off.

05-26-2002, 06:24 AM	#11
core []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: East Coast Posts: 2,858 My Ride: 2003.5 E46 ///M3 View My Garage	damn birdy acid sh*t.. __________________ 2003.5 E46 ///M3 6 speed

05-26-2002, 12:16 PM	#12
wolf Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: los angeles Posts: 147 My Ride: 07/328i/6mt View My Garage	dont panic... my neighbor has "homing" pidgons...yikes...i cover the car if i park outside for more than 10 mins..PITA...but worth it... alas...baby got bombed.... first instinct was to wash/wax as fast & hard as possible... relax...use QD and lots of it..to gently remove the surface crap... dont try to deep rub the stain away....use a mild polish in line strokes..not circular....reapply...then wax....you will see a vast improvement...you may even get all of it out.... good luck __________________ "if chevy is the heartbeat of america...the country is dead"

05-26-2002, 12:26 PM	#13
sweetbimmer Registered User Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Tampa EUROTRENDZ Posts: 1,674 My Ride: X5 4.6 346hp & 330i View My Garage	this stuff worked wonders for the whip...the longer the bird shiat sits on car the worse it gets... __________________

05-26-2002, 12:37 PM	#14
BAVARIAN323i Ballin' Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Boston, Ma Posts: 2,504 My Ride: 1999 323i View My Garage	what are the birds eating where your from? they on me, but if i clean it off its no big deal __________________ *SOLD* 1999 e46 -Jim Confronti Shark Injector Software -18x8.5 Breyton Inspirations -Bridgestone S-03 Potenza Pole Position’s -H&R CupKit w/ M3 RSM & Z3 plate -UUC Pedals -European Lights w/ Silvervision Bulbs all around -DEI Shock Sensor

05-26-2002, 12:53 PM	#15
DropTopBM Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Im from where the hammers rung, news cameras never come, throw the work in the can and scream "runnn" Posts: 999 My Ride: Hamann 3 View My Garage	I left it on over night, that was the mistake.... ill never do it again..

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