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Old 05-26-2002, 12:24 AM   #1
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NOOOOO>... Someone PLEASE help me!

Guys... yesterday a bird shitted on my car but i didnt have any of my "tools" to take it off... so i left it on... today i washed my car and the **** came off, but it left like a stain or something... so i threw a little wax and rubbed it off, but the stain is still there.... will this crap stain come off or did it do any permenant damage to my baby? please tell me it comes off.... its right on my hood too, its not noticable, but i know its there!
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:29 AM   #2
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it will go away with every sucessive wash
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:33 AM   #3
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how long will it take to go away :sad:
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:36 AM   #4
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Ive seen bird **** ruin paint before if you let it sit on the paint....:sad:
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:37 AM   #5
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Use a cheap regular wax

Use cheap turtle wax. The polisher waxes don't work to well to get stuff like that off. I use turtle wax to get bird shiat and road tar off then follow up with Meguiars Gold it will come off. If you use a polisher wax, you get left over poo yellow or dark stains and stuff .:sad: nasty... Try Meguiars scratch X that may get it too by melting a little clear coat off.
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Old 05-26-2002, 01:08 AM   #6
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Try using the Mothers Gold Clay Bar..if that doesn't work then just keep washing and waxing away
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Old 05-26-2002, 01:18 AM   #7
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Re: Use a cheap regular wax

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Try Meguiars scratch X that may get it too by melting a little clear coat off.
Scratch-X is a filler. It has absolutely zero polishing compounds and won't do a thing to the clear coat. 'Cleaner Waxes' are more likely to remove microscoping layers of the clear coat before Scratch-X.
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Old 05-26-2002, 01:56 AM   #8
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I am going to buy a clay bar tomarrow morning, first thing... hope it works... if not, then ill just bring it to a detailing shop nearby and have them remove it.... hopefully it didnt do any damage to the paint itself... **** mannnn, damn birds...
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Old 05-26-2002, 02:14 AM   #9
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Claybar it and it will be gone.

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Old 05-26-2002, 03:08 AM   #10
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wax will clean it off.
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Old 05-26-2002, 06:24 AM   #11
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:16 PM   #12
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dont panic...

my neighbor has "homing" pidgons...yikes...i cover the car if i park outside for more than 10 mins..PITA...but worth it...

alas...baby got bombed....

first instinct was to wash/wax as fast & hard as possible...
relax...use QD and lots of it..to gently remove the surface crap...
dont try to deep rub the stain away....use a mild polish in line strokes..not circular....reapply...then wax....you will see a vast improvement...you may even get all of it out....

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Old 05-26-2002, 12:26 PM   #13
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this stuff worked wonders for the whip...the longer the bird shiat sits on car the worse it gets...
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:37 PM   #14
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what are the birds eating where your from? they **** on me, but if i clean it off

its no big deal
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Old 05-26-2002, 12:53 PM   #15
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I left it on over night, that was the mistake.... ill never do it again..
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