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Old 02-07-2013, 11:00 AM   #2021
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:10 AM   #2022
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Those poo's are never satisfying...Speaking of poo's my ghetto coworker is wear another interesting outfit today I wish she'd flush herself down the toilet but then it'd back up on her fat ass...
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:20 AM   #2023
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:24 AM   #2024
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #2026
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bad case of bubble guts at work. Im gunna have to hold this one till I get home, things might get explosive.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:20 PM   #2029
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I cant enjoy my sh!ts in a public bathroom, i always feel rushed.
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His point, is not one of enjoyment, but urgency.

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Oddly this is the first time I am opening this thread, and I am currently pooping. It smells totally horrible and is the consistency of Adams Peanut Butter.....thanks Obama.

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Old 02-08-2013, 01:11 AM   #2034
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Been farting really really smelly farts for like 3 days. I hate being on the road.
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People actually call it that? I thought everyone called it hardees... Weird...

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For some reason this reminds me of that chick who eats the cum farts in the pool. Same chick?
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