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Old 02-11-2013, 02:10 PM   #2061
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Who else brings their laptop with them to the bathroom to take a poop? And how long is your normal session? Believe it or not I usually sit on the toilet for at least an hour everytime, whether its a 5 minute or 25 minute poop. It's gotten to the point that everytime I get up my back aches from sitting too damn long.

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I don't spend an hour, but usually bring the laptop. I have a shower chair for hangovers and after races, just put it in front of the toliet and use it as a stand. Fap while pooping alot.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:12 PM   #2062
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:13 PM   #2063
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I don't spend an hour, but usually bring the laptop. I have a shower chair for hangovers and after races, just put it in front of the toliet and use it as a stand. Fap while pooping alot.
Don't think I've ever fapped while pooping...It's either one or the other, how's that feel broh?
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:15 PM   #2064
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:28 PM   #2065
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anyone ever get a blumpkin?
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:28 PM   #2066
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anyone ever get a blumpkin?
i've heard it called a "blumpie"
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:56 PM   #2067
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:57 PM   #2068
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getting a BJ while dropping a deuce.

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Old 02-11-2013, 03:02 PM   #2069
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:03 PM   #2070
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i got one from my 3rd fiance. while i was drinking ccoffee. I wasn;t sure if I shoudl be impressed or disgusted. She also rode my dicck one time while pooping.
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How was that on a scale of 1-10 10 being your best sex ever 1 being sex so bad you would have rather jerked off with sand paper.
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:51 PM   #2072
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:54 PM   #2073
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i got one from my 3rd fiance. while i was drinking ccoffee. I wasn;t sure if I shoudl be impressed or disgusted. She also rode my dicck one time while pooping.
food and drink on the can? thats kinda disturbing too.
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food and drink on the can? thats kinda disturbing too.
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Old 02-11-2013, 08:29 PM   #2075
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food and drink on the can? thats kinda disturbing too.
Maybe some people just have digestive problems with certain foods and want to make sure they can safely?
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started a 5 day juice and fruit diet 2 days ago... my poops are dreadful
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So I was in the gym and in the middle of my workout I developed a horrible case of mud butt. Rushed to the bathroom, only to find the handicap stall taken, the nice stall out of tp, and and of course the horrible stall with tp. As soon as cheeks hit toilet it was bombs away.

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So I was in the gym and in the middle of my workout I developed a horrible case of mud butt. Rushed to the bathroom, only to find the handicap stall taken, the nice stall out of tp, and and of course the horrible stall with tp. As soon as cheeks hit toilet it was bombs away.

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Why didn't you just take tp from the other stall and use it in the nice one.

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Why didn't you just take tp from the other stall and use it in the nice one.

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