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Old 02-28-2013, 04:00 PM   #2141
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:01 PM   #2142
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actual stacey was more adventrous. took them forever to find her. she was hiding very well.
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:03 PM   #2143
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or should I say she was hidden very well.
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:56 PM   #2144
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:59 PM   #2145
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i doubt it is sterile. Are you having a baby?
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He does somehow manage to keep it so tight back there doesn't he?
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I can't even tell you the last time I had a microwave/oven pizza. I make my own or go to costco
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Lies!

gheybe's butthole is so worn out that we need to start calling it a massive tunnel
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gheybe's butthole is so worn out that we need to start calling it a massive tunnel
so you're saying it's more like the New Jersey Turnpike?
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You missed it, it was a few days ago

Had an interesting moment yesterday. Went to the restroom and no sooner was I starting it seemed like 4 other guys came in and each stall was full. What proceeded next an orchestra of sounds in an eriee unison I'll never forget...I wonder if there may yet be an encore performance today.
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