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Old 03-06-2013, 10:54 AM   #2161
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If I took a dump at work and got hurt during the process that required time off, could I file for workman's compensation?
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:58 AM   #2162
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Depends on the how you incurred the injury I imagine
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Old 03-07-2013, 01:41 AM   #2163
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Old 03-07-2013, 08:58 AM   #2164
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:56 AM   #2165
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:36 AM   #2166
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Guy at work just told me his e46 328i is fast and wants to take it to the track. Says he wants more power, so I told him to get a tune. Says he already has two on his car............................Told him to come on here and post in the general section....................................
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:36 AM   #2167
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Oh and my poo this morning came out like a smooth paste. Rough clean up.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:14 PM   #2168
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:34 PM   #2169
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Guy at work just told me his e46 328i is fast and wants to take it to the track. Says he wants more power, so I told him to get a tune. Says he already has two on his car............................Told him to come on here and post in the general section....................................
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:32 PM   #2170
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:18 AM   #2171
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After consuming nine Budweisers, a triple whopper, and a large onion ring, the dump that follows the next morning is the most vile smelling thing I have ever encountered. It literally made me gag, and I kinda wish I had one more fart for a good Dutch oven because that smell will change your life forever.
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:38 AM   #2172
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Went to a kings game and ate at katsuya before the game...needless to say my morning trip was "interesting" as far as audible sounds and viceral smells...
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Old 03-08-2013, 06:41 PM   #2173
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Just pooped a little.
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:56 PM   #2174
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I went to a girls house last night and she feed me a lemongrass pot cookie drizzled with pot-infused honey.


I just woke up and took a FAS and my entire bathroom reeks of pot and poop now.
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Old 03-09-2013, 01:59 PM   #2175
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I wonder what poops taste like, no joke. I wonder if its edible if you take away the smell..


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Old 03-09-2013, 02:02 PM   #2176
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Anyone ever had a really bad urge to poop during foreplay or the urge to fart when recieving head?

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Old 03-09-2013, 02:16 PM   #2177
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do poop more like?
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Old 03-09-2013, 06:22 PM   #2178
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:13 PM   #2179
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also, on related news, had my first convo abt buttsecks with the current gf, while she's on her rag. prospects seemed promising, is interested in buttplay. wanted to ask you guys what the best time for that is...like not right after she poops, right? and not like 3 hrs after dinner cuz poop be ready to come out...don't want to stick my finger in there and come out with an unpleasant surprise.
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