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Old 05-04-2013, 02:59 PM   #2281
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Old 05-30-2013, 01:07 PM   #2283
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Old 05-30-2013, 01:49 PM   #2285
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On a side note. Why the f@ck do they tax unemployment when they decide how much I get? And you have to certify the first two weeks, but only get paid one week? The first week is some waiting period? Wtf! I am screwed.......

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So I was at the track today (Buttonwillow) and around noon I felt the need to poo. Well I decided to just hold it in until I got back to the hotel.

I swear I just expelled one of the longest sh1ts I have ever taken. I also find it a proud moment when I can clog a hotel bathroom


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