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Old 08-16-2013, 04:21 AM   #2421
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Popcorn poop has a distinctive aroma...
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Old 08-16-2013, 06:20 AM   #2422
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Old 08-16-2013, 12:47 PM   #2423
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Old 08-16-2013, 01:08 PM   #2424
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:00 PM   #2425
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:34 PM   #2426
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Old 08-16-2013, 08:31 PM   #2427
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Old 08-17-2013, 05:53 AM   #2428
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Old 08-17-2013, 06:00 AM   #2429
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Old 08-18-2013, 08:35 AM   #2430
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Had a nice green log today. Took 4 flushes to get down. I almost didn't kno what to do....

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Old 08-18-2013, 08:23 PM   #2432
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Anyone of you guys ever taken an "Air Raid"? It's when you straddle the top of the stall whilst aiming your ass over the toilet and dropping a load, hoping for a direct hit, but not giving a s*** if it isn't.
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Old 08-18-2013, 08:56 PM   #2433
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I remember the good old days when I could take a sh!t, while basking in my own stink. Now that I'm married, my wife b!tches every time I don't spray air freshener.

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Old 08-19-2013, 01:26 AM   #2434
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I have liquid poo of fire from the atomic hot wings from lunch
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Old 08-19-2013, 06:28 PM   #2435
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Anyone of you guys ever taken an "Air Raid"? It's when you straddle the top of the stall whilst aiming your ass over the toilet and dropping a load, hoping for a direct hit, but not giving a s*** if it isn't.
That is how a lot of middle eastern people sh!t. its so disgusting when they miss. when i was deployed to Afghanistan, there were special porter sh!tters for them. It looked basically like a shower stall with a hole in the floor. they would k=just squat over it and let 'em drop

oh yeah, when they would use our, normal porter sh!tters, there would be foot prints on the toilet seat.
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Old 08-19-2013, 08:16 PM   #2436
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That is how a lot of middle eastern people sh!t. its so disgusting when they miss. when i was deployed to Afghanistan, there were special porter sh!tters for them. It looked basically like a shower stall with a hole in the floor. they would k=just squat over it and let 'em drop

oh yeah, when they would use our, normal porter sh!tters, there would be foot prints on the toilet seat.
That made me laugh!
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Old 08-20-2013, 04:38 AM   #2437
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The rasian ladies at my dads work do that too.

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Old 08-20-2013, 09:36 AM   #2438
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There used to be a YouTube video of someone doing it but I guess it was taken down.
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Old 08-20-2013, 02:01 PM   #2439
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I'm sure griffin can find it elsewhere.... lol

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