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Old 05-05-2011, 08:51 PM   #261
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Okay, so why the smoked eyes? I might want to skull fcuk that skank.
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:56 PM   #262
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:17 AM   #263
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Old 05-06-2011, 05:58 AM   #264
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:43 PM   #265
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:51 PM   #267
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:55 PM   #268
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:28 PM   #269
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Would you know if you woke up and your eyes were upside down? I mean image looks the same....
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I have to avoid any bump of any sort because of the bubble in one of my tires. so i look like a mad man while switching lanes on the highway
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Old 05-10-2011, 04:04 PM   #271
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You ever get that one hair in your beard that is as thick as a small wire. I get one sometimes and I feel like if want to o cam pierce my finger with it. Hmmm why does this thing grow....... I also took an amazing poop this morning
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Shave first.

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