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Old 05-10-2011, 05:53 PM   #281
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when you make jell-o you take a powder and add liquid. The power turns into a solid form and then you eat it.
If I ate the jell-o powder, would it make my diarrhea turn into solid poop.

Went out for Thai food last night and the curry is tearing me apart.
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i hate going on this site in class, passing by GRIFFIN's posts and looking like a perv
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when you make jell-o you take a powder and add liquid. The power turns into a solid form and then you eat it.
If I ate the jell-o powder, would it make my diarrhea turn into solid poop.

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In the handicap stall and I think a handicap person just rolled in ftl

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I wander if i die , will tears come to her eyes forgive me for my disrespect forgive me for my lies.
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Damn I feel like crap......no pun intened I gotta make a quick wipe and gateway

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this thread is about poop.
I wander if i laught will poop come out her azz , forgive me for my disrespect forgive me for my lies.

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Fixed.
Girlz don;t poop. But if you PIITB you will have chocolate stained d1ck.
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Girlz don;t poop. But if you PIITB you will have chocolate stained d1ck.
Guys don't poop either then.
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I'm on the toilet right now. I'm pooping.

I didn't know I had to poop this bad till I arrived home and went to bathroom to wash my hands. My ass saw the toilet and craved. I blacked out for a second. Next thing I know my pants are off and something is happening to my butt.

I was surprised.
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