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Old 06-06-2011, 05:02 PM   #421
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car lost control at forty km/hr and slid into a curb. Well almost 40, spun on a small turn before hitting 40. warped the rim, need new control arms bushings, passenger side shock broke. FML...good news it looks sick slammed all the way to the ground maybe couple millimeters of clearance
what does this have to do with poop? Did you sh1t your pants?
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Old 06-06-2011, 05:04 PM   #422
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what does this have to do with poop? Did you sh1t your pants?
ye duh why else did i post this lol
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Old 06-06-2011, 05:21 PM   #423
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ye duh why else did i post this lol
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Old 06-06-2011, 05:23 PM   #424
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I was tossing a football around last night at the lake, and managed to jamb my ring finger - I think I sprained it, its swollen and black/blue... moral of this story, its hard to wipe with a sprained finger, and even harder to wipe when you try it goofy and switch up to the other hand... hah
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Wiping your ass goofy is literally so hard, I just take a shower after it.

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Old 06-06-2011, 05:32 PM   #426
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Wiping your ass goofy is literally so hard, I just take a shower after it.

God damn, I can't even try to do it.
NWS. Butt just amazing.
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Old 06-06-2011, 05:36 PM   #427
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Old 06-06-2011, 05:40 PM   #428
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Old 06-06-2011, 06:05 PM   #429
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Old 06-23-2011, 09:09 AM   #436
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This had me rolling.

NWs for a bit of penis.
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