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Old 04-05-2012, 06:27 PM   #841
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hmm
feeling the rumblies
the preexisting fermenting poop combined with the effects of the taco bell is making itself felt
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Old 04-05-2012, 06:30 PM   #842
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Old 04-05-2012, 06:54 PM   #843
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that thing looks awesome
i'd probably die afterwards but i want to try eating it
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:20 AM   #844
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:45 AM   #845
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:04 PM   #846
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omg yes. Especially when you finger your butthole a little just to clean out the rectal poop and then it gives you "that feeling" and the sensation is way too warm.
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:00 PM   #847
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:33 PM   #848
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Just took a really gnarly shiit.
Haven't done one of those in a while.
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I stopped taking whey momentarily so im not even on your guy's pooping level right now


When I was on my regiment id take 5+ fat shits a day. Try to beat that noobs.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:02 PM   #850
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When I was on my regiment id take 5+ fat shits a day. Try to beat that noobs.
I shat 17 times in a day last September.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:03 PM   #851
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Holy **** you must have had a raw ass that day

EDIT squirts don't count man. It has to be a proper, robust, full-bodied ****.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:41 PM   #854
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Holy **** you must have had a raw ass that day

EDIT squirts don't count man. It has to be a proper, robust, full-bodied ****.
It was dude. I was in so much pain that day. Really bad time. I had a pretty bad reaction to some shellfish I ate, and that ruined me.
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on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.
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on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.
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there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.
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there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.
Yup. Easy cleanup.
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there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.
you like feeling your anus getting stretched out sideways? ...



i need to poop
i'm overdue and i've been running around doing work
i'm pretty sure the bathroom light is going to turn off again
i'm going to time it today
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on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.
What is with you and snide racist remarks all the time?


I forgot to start timing because i walked into the stall and i got annoyed that someone did not flush
Wtf
It is always the same person
I can tell by the way he covered the toilet with excess tp for protection


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