Thought of the Day

hmm
feeling the rumblies
the preexisting fermenting poop combined with the effects of the taco bell is making itself felt

bahahaha
omg
that thing looks awesome
i'd probably die afterwards but i want to try eating it

Nothing is worse than having to take a dump as soon as you get out of the shower

I have crapped 3 times since Taco bell

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Originally Posted by cowmoo32

Nothing is worse than having to take a dump as soon as you get out of the shower

omg yes. Especially when you finger your butthole a little just to clean out the rectal poop and then it gives you "that feeling" and the sensation is way too warm.

Just took a really gnarly shiit.
Haven't done one of those in a while.

I stopped taking whey momentarily so im not even on your guy's pooping level right now


When I was on my regiment id take 5+ fat shits a day. Try to beat that noobs.

Originally Posted by AfghanScarface

I stopped taking whey momentarily so im not even on your guy's pooping level right now


When I was on my regiment id take 5+ fat shits a day. Try to beat that noobs.

I shat 17 times in a day last September.

^^ sound painful lol.

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Holy **** you must have had a raw ass that day

EDIT squirts don't count man. It has to be a proper, robust, full-bodied ****.

10 is my best in 1 day

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Originally Posted by AfghanScarface

Holy **** you must have had a raw ass that day

EDIT squirts don't count man. It has to be a proper, robust, full-bodied ****.

It was dude. I was in so much pain that day. Really bad time. I had a pretty bad reaction to some shellfish I ate, and that ruined me.

on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.

Originally Posted by B_Cyrus

on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.

this

there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.

Originally Posted by NOVAbimmer

this

there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.

Yup. Easy cleanup.

Originally Posted by NOVAbimmer

this

there's nothing better than a good fat solid poop. And nothing worse than peeing out your butthole.

I had a good hard poop yesterday, felt like that fvcker came out sideways.

you like feeling your anus getting stretched out sideways? ...



i need to poop
i'm overdue and i've been running around doing work
i'm pretty sure the bathroom light is going to turn off again
i'm going to time it today

Originally Posted by B_Cyrus

on that subject, oh god I hate the squirts. If I could eradicate the squirts before Aids/HIV/mexicans, I would.

What is with you and snide racist remarks all the time?


I forgot to start timing because i walked into the stall and i got annoyed that someone did not flush
Wtf
It is always the same person
I can tell by the way he covered the toilet with excess tp for protection


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All this talk about taking a poo is making me want to leave work to go take one because I know its going to be bombs away :o

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