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Old 04-10-2012, 11:36 AM   #901
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:09 PM   #902
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I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on Saved by the Bell remember, AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:01 PM   #903
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I've been holding in this dump since about 9 am this morning and I was about 40 miles away from my home. I waited till I got home to do this, and it feels like heaven. Nothing like your own bathroom.
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:00 PM   #904
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:07 PM   #905
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g damn it Griff!

How are any of your generation going to survive without people like me commenting on what disgusting pigs so many of you seem to be!

Nice story about the gf's mom. Can I borrow that for my comedy routine?
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Old 04-11-2012, 03:09 PM   #906
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g damn it Griff!

How are any of your generation going to survive without people like me commenting on what disgusting pigs so many of you seem to be!

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I shat earlier today and although it was of decent size it came out completely clean, leaving no residue on the paper. There was no clean up to be done. It was awesome.

I'm gonna call that one the "free ride".
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:40 PM   #908
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Homeless dude took a shiit in front of me while I was locking up my bike. Made eye contact with me during the whole thing. When he was done, he looked at me and he said "That's a pretty one". Pulls pants up, stumbles away.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:46 PM   #909
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lol today must be the day for public defecation

i went down to the compton courthouse with one of my bosses
when we were leaving, we see this older black lady on the sidewalk... she's doing the peepee dance or something...
but turns out she was doing the poopoo dance...
because she ran into the grassy area in front of the court, went behind a tree (which does nothing to hide her)
and dropped her pants to drop a deuce
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Unless you were taking a shiit as you were playing that, you need to understand what this thread is about.
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Unless you were taking a shiit as you were playing that, you need to understand what this thread is about.
Your right...I've totally lost sight of the sheer significance of every post that goes into this thread and how society will hinge on every last typed word.

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Old 04-12-2012, 11:42 PM   #913
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This thread is about shiit.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:50 PM   #914
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is that code for you just blew an italian dude?
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:03 AM   #917
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is that code for you just blew an italian dude?
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This isn't about pooping, but I don't know where else to put this and I feel the need to make it public.

My wife was browsing FB last night and stumbled across a friend-of-a-friend who is some hoosier white chick from rural MO. Her status was something about how she's not happy about being pregnant, but fvck it, she's gonna have it anyway because she's a good mother (mind you, this was all in broken english).

The wife continues on and looks through some of her pictures.....the most terrifying thing I've ever seen on facebook appears. This nutty ***** apparantly had a near full term miscarriage and DRESSED THE DEAD BABY UP AND TOOK ****ING PICTURES OF IT TO POST ON FACEBOOK!!!! What the fvck is wrong with people???
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