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Old 04-27-2012, 01:32 PM   #1021
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Anus is burning. I think I have a tear

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Old 04-27-2012, 01:44 PM   #1022
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Ok so my poop is back to brown instead of green. Kewl.

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:26 PM   #1023
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An old Indian guy who I work with is crying his eyes out. I have never seen that before.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:33 PM   #1024
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An old Indian guy who I work with is crying his eyes out. I have never seen that before.
Ask him if you could finger his poop hole so he can poop easier.

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:35 PM   #1025
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He actually just got out the bathroom (8 minutes being in there)
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:37 PM   #1026
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is he crying cause his people were raped and masacred or cuz he had a poop that would not come out?
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:39 PM   #1027
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wait... are we talking feather or dot?
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:40 PM   #1028
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Dot and grif I have no idea? Lol.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:49 PM   #1029
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wait... are we talking feather or dot?
Hahahahaha for some reason that cracked me up.

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Old 04-27-2012, 05:09 PM   #1030
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How many times do you guys poop a day? I've trained my butt hole to just do it when I wake up in the morning and I'd be good until the next morning. I can't go out/work unless I know I've already pooped cuz I hate public bathrooms, I'm shy lol. I only use it when I absolutely have no choice, otherwise I'd hold it.

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Old 04-27-2012, 05:12 PM   #1031
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How many times do you guys poop a day? I've trained my butt hole to just do it when I wake up in the morning and I'd be good until the next morning. I can't go out/work unless I know I've already pooped cuz I hate public bathrooms, I'm shy lol. I only use it when I absolutely have no choice, otherwise I'd hold it.

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what? pooping in a public bathroom is a joy. Especially when you can blow it up.
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:13 PM   #1032
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:59 PM   #1033
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:16 PM   #1035
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Just pooped. It was a panic poop, turtle-head and all, barely made it to the can. Did the biz and it was surprisingly quick, and felt small, like I sh!t a turd the size of a golf ball. Looked in the bowl, and it was the size of my forearm. I had no idea I could sh!t something so large, so quick, and have my brain tricked into thinking it was tiny. I am perplexed.
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:12 PM   #1039
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Just pooped. It was a panic poop, turtle-head and all, barely made it to the can. Did the biz and it was surprisingly quick, and felt small, like I sh!t a turd the size of a golf ball. Looked in the bowl, and it was the size of my forearm. I had no idea I could sh!t something so large, so quick, and have my brain tricked into thinking it was tiny. I am perplexed.
have you been on the receiving end of butt sex?
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I just find this thread so disgusting yet hilarious at the same time.
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