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Old 04-27-2012, 08:19 PM   #1041
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I'm gonna take the most gargantuan shiit of all the Earth tomorrow. I can tell already.
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:29 PM   #1042
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will need to visit bathroom for poop #6 for the day soon
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:30 PM   #1043
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will need to visit bathroom for poop #6 for the day soon
what did you eat today?
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:39 PM   #1044
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I seriously think there is something wrong with you.
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:43 PM   #1045
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I seriously think there is something wrong with you.
yea he needs to start eating more cheese and crackers or something because like you said something is wrong.
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:50 PM   #1046
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i have always had very sensitive stomach and intestines ever since i was young
used to get diarrhea just about once a week when i was in high school

i was checked out by a doctor about 3 years ago
Esophagogastroduodenoscopy and colonoscopy done
nothing visibly wrong inside
just "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" that is hyper sensitive to various stimuli
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:53 PM   #1047
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dang that sucks have you just gotten used to it? are you actually capable of holding it then?
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:00 PM   #1048
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i need to avoid eating stuff that is too spicy
i can drink milk and eat ice cream and all that, but too much will trigger it too
stress makes everything worse

can i hold in diarrhea? hell no
i make sure to keep immodium AD at home, work, and in the car at all times


last night i went out for happy hour
ate hot wings, pizza, burgers, and beers <- taste good but not so good for my digestive system
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:05 PM   #1049
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:06 PM   #1050
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i need to avoid eating stuff that is too spicy
i can drink milk and eat ice cream and all that, but too much will trigger it too
stress makes everything worse

can i hold in diarrhea? hell no
i make sure to keep immodium AD at home, work, and in the car at all times


last night i went out for happy hour
ate hot wings, pizza, burgers, and beers <- taste good but not so good for my digestive system
Stop doing that to yourself.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:32 PM   #1051
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Well shoot I need to thank the one above I don't have to deal with that. I just have a f'ed up stomach from drinking so much when I graduated high school.
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I took the wettest poop today. This was slapping against my cheeks.
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:18 PM   #1053
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I took the wettest poop today. This was slapping against my cheeks.
The kind of poop that you can't just wipe away? That makes you need to take a shower afterwards?
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:10 PM   #1055
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you know when you poo(i'm posting from the toilet), and it's a good poo, not too warm, not too hard, and it's just soft enough that when you go to wipe, you go through half the roll of toilet paper because your anus just doesn't come clean?

Did I use enough commas in that sentence? Granted, I didn't even start the sentence with a capital letter.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:32 AM   #1057
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on the toilet again
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