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Old 04-30-2012, 09:48 PM   #1081
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So at school today, I felt that feeling, that special feeling all of you know about.

Now I am a person that will only drop one in a public bathroom if it is a dire emergency, which this was. All I will say was that it was a truckin convoy and I'm really glad public restrooms have a lot of pressure
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:49 PM   #1082
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:50 PM   #1083
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:51 PM   #1084
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like your face
You're correct, my face doesn't care either.
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:52 PM   #1085
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its my birthday and im plastered
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on another note here is a thought my trainer had "everytime you use the bathroom do 20 pushups."

my thought "thats a lot of pushups"
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:54 PM   #1087
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My birthday, too! I was hammered Fri/Sat for a concert and a charity event, not tonight though, lol
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:55 PM   #1088
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:58 PM   #1089
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:01 PM   #1090
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on another note here is a thought my trainer had "everytime you use the bathroom do 20 pushups."

my thought "thats a lot of pushups"
New challenge.

Do that, but as you go to the bathroom.
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My birthday, too! I was hammered Fri/Sat for a concert and a charity event, not tonight though, lol
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agreed, but now i can use it to cover up my alcoholism
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:08 PM   #1092
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Do that, but as you go to the bathroom.
im trying to imagine how that would work.
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So I just made a shake:

1 scoop of ON 1% double rich chocolate whey protein powder
1 banana
1 cup of whole milk
1 good squeeze of maple syrup( about 8 seconds quick counts)
3 tablespoons of olive oil
2 BIG tablespoons(probably equivalent to 4-5 tbsp) of peanut butter
2 BIG tablespoons of yogurt
2 BIG tablespoons of cottage cheese
2 BIG tablespoons of vanilla ice cream
2 scoops of quaker oats

The result is a 24-26 oz shake. I've been taking sips of it for the past 20 minutes and I'm down to 12 oz, it's thick and rich as FCUK! Right now I have that vomiting feeling in my throat as I try to drink it and I'm farting, too, lol. It doesn't smell so I know I won't have to poop yet and I hope it doesn't give me the runs. I had the same shake earlier in the day but without the cottage cheese and I split half with my bro so it was easy to take down. OH FCUKING MOTHERFCUKER I FEEL IT NOW IN MY A55! Hold up I'm gonna run into the bathroom and finish my sentence in there.

OK, so now I'm sittin on the toilet typing this sh!t out, feels SO much better! Lol.

Anyways, I just wanted to ask if someone could give me a rough estimate of the total calories in the shake from the list of ingredients above??
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:16 PM   #1094
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So I just made a shake:

1 scoop of ON 1% double rich chocolate whey protein powder
1 banana
1 cup of whole milk
1 good squeeze of maple syrup( about 8 seconds quick counts)
3 tablespoons of olive oil
2 BIG tablespoons(probably equivalent to 4-5 tbsp) of peanut butter
2 BIG tablespoons of yogurt
2 BIG tablespoons of cottage cheese
2 BIG tablespoons of vanilla ice cream
2 scoops of quaker oats

The result is a 24-26 oz shake. I've been taking sips of it for the past 20 minutes and I'm down to 12 oz, it's thick and rich as FCUK! Right now I have that vomiting feeling in my throat as I try to drink it and I'm farting, too, lol. It doesn't smell so I know I won't have to poop yet and I hope it doesn't give me the runs. I had the same shake earlier in the day but without the cottage cheese and I split half with my bro so it was easy to take down. OH FCUKING MOTHERFCUKER I FEEL IT NOW IN MY A55! Hold up I'm gonna run into the bathroom and finish my sentence in there.

OK, so now I'm sittin on the toilet typing this sh!t out, feels SO much better! Lol.

Anyways, I just wanted to ask if someone could give me a rough estimate of the total calories in the shake from the list of ingredients above??
Well from all of that I would assume you are going to die

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
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im trying to imagine how that would work.
Imagine peeing sit ups. Pooping push ups.
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:17 PM   #1096
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Well from all of that I would assume you are going to die

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
still sitting on the toilet.

I'm determined to finish the remaining 8 ounces when I get out!
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:18 PM   #1097
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Well from all of that I would assume you are going to die

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news


this is exactly what i was about to say. it sounds like a heart attack due to the amount of sugar. Pretty soon you will start feeling very jittery and then your heart will beat fast and then boom.
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:19 PM   #1098
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was too busy to poop

will need to make up for it at home
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:21 PM   #1099
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will need to make up for it at home
Don't worry I'll poop your part too, I'm still in the motherfcuking bathroom!
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