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05-01-2012, 04:59 AM
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6 AM and I was sleeping like a baby until my stomach starts hurting and now I'm sittin on the toilet, smh.
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05-01-2012, 11:41 AM
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i am taking my first poop at work
#poppingnewofficepoopcherry Posted from Skyrocket using BimmerApp
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05-01-2012, 11:46 AM
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i pooped this morning and a little bit of poop ddid not want to come out. It just hung from my butthole like at little sylvester stallone in "cliffhanger"
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05-01-2012, 04:20 PM
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Just nuked a public bathroom. Haha. First post in poop thread.
BimmerApp wut
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05-01-2012, 04:21 PM
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i just ate a baja fresh ultimo burrito. I have a food baby that woudl like to blow out my o ring.
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05-01-2012, 05:21 PM
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What are your thoughts on stall conversations?
I ask because today I apparently had some rocket fuel because I had nothing but squirts and noise, guy next to me asked if I was alright 
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05-01-2012, 05:47 PM
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the more apples I eat, the larger my poops
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05-02-2012, 01:11 PM
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If I eat to many baby carrots I get orange poo
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05-02-2012, 01:29 PM
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Ugh. The wife and me lucked into green seats at Busch Stadium with another couple last night. Green seats are the all-inclusive food/drink seats with a waitress directly behind home plate for Cardinals games. I had a kosher hot dog with cheese and onions, a chicken sandwich, some nachos, an ice cream thing and roughly 6 beers throughout the course of the game.
Needless to say, explosions were abundant and fierce this morning in the office bathroom. I was in there and a co-worker comes in, identifies me by my shoes and proceeds to talk to me (which I am not a fan of). He then washes up and proceeds to spray Lysol air freshener for >10 seconds in my general direction, showering me with some crappy smelling lilac spray. I have no clue who it was 
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05-02-2012, 01:36 PM
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you said he talked to you
anyway what an ass Posted from Skyrocket using BimmerApp
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05-02-2012, 01:37 PM
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He did, but because of the echo-y bathroom, I couldn't figure out who it was. The person whom I thought it was isn't in the office today.
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05-02-2012, 10:45 PM
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I just pooped. My butthole is tender
Sent from my phone while pooping.
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05-02-2012, 11:18 PM
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Pooped in a resort today. Probably the nicest poo I'll ever take in my life.
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05-02-2012, 11:39 PM
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Just splatter painted the inside of my toilet. Kung pao chicken revenge
Sent from my phone while pooping.
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05-02-2012, 11:45 PM
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My sh!tting habit is getting fcuked up, protein shakes are to blame. I just took a sh!t, that is something I wouldn't normally do at this time.
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05-03-2012, 05:14 AM
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two days in a row without the runs
 im going for pizza with friends tonight though 
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05-03-2012, 08:26 AM
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drunken science
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05-03-2012, 06:47 PM
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05-03-2012, 07:37 PM
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 can girls really do that?^
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05-03-2012, 07:40 PM
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