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Old 03-08-2011, 09:49 PM   #101
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:03 PM   #102
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It's funny how everyone is an expert at taking poops.
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Old 03-09-2011, 09:16 PM   #103
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It's funny how everyone is an expert at taking poops.
Not an expert, but I sure do it a lot.
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how will my decisions today play into my future?
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Old 03-09-2011, 10:23 PM   #105
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My thought is: If I have a son should I teach him to be like me, and if I have a daughter should I teach her to stay away from guys like me.
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:44 AM   #106
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I wonder if doing squats during my leg workout also has any effect on my ability to take a crap?
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I think I will teach my children to curl, long snap, or be an actuary so they are guarenteed to have a successful career.
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Old 03-10-2011, 02:38 PM   #108
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Can anyone else tell when its the best time for them to poop by the smell of your farts? Like :fart: :sniff: no not yet. I'll wait 10 min.....?

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Old 03-10-2011, 03:08 PM   #109
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Farts don't stink. It's the tip of the turd your smelling.
it's actually gas with poo flecks in it. I googled it.
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Old 03-10-2011, 03:14 PM   #111
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it's actually gas with poo flecks in it. I googled it.
That's why you wear underwear, to filter out the poo flecks.








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Was looking for the remote. Last time I saw it was on my bed. Couldn't find it. So I left up one side of the cover and flick it fast, making it go everywhere. 2 seconds later, I hear the remote hit the tv across the room and fall on the floor. FML.
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How did this thread become solely about le poop?
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i will prolly have to poop after my coffee and breakfast burrito tomorrow. i wonder if it will come before i work out like it sometimes does..... pooping b4 a workout makes me feel energized and lighter fyi.... i recommend you people to try it sometime
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i will prolly have to poop after my coffee and breakfast burrito tomorrow. i wonder if it will come before i work out like it sometimes does..... pooping b4 a workout makes me feel energized and lighter fyi.... i recommend you people to try it sometime
i always try to poop way before a workout...
if you have to poop and you are jumping/running around.. it's not a good feeling
and if you are squeezing out that one last rep, you might end up squeezing out something else as well
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