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Old 05-27-2012, 10:28 AM   #1241
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Just farted and it was right off the turd. Now dropping some roommates off at the pool.
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Old 05-27-2012, 10:48 AM   #1242
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panda express is pretty good, srsbeanrs. (and i'm chinese). and you can be sure they didn't sneeze in it

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Old 05-27-2012, 11:07 AM   #1243
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:19 PM   #1244
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:25 AM   #1245
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:00 AM   #1246
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:23 PM   #1247
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:23 PM   #1248
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:24 PM   #1249
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:53 PM   #1251
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Old 05-28-2012, 08:30 PM   #1253
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:16 PM   #1254
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Old 05-29-2012, 12:29 AM   #1257
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i have no qualms about using a public restroom ... but today i was at the park all day and i was NOT about to take a dump on a prison looking metal toilet with no separate toilet seat
it's just a toilet bowl with a built-in "seat" that can't be raised
that thing was constantly getting covered in piss
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i have no qualms about using a public restroom ... but today i was at the park all day and i was NOT about to take a dump on a prison looking metal toilet with no separate toilet seat
it's just a toilet bowl with a built-in "seat" that can't be raised
that thing was constantly getting covered in piss
Who raises the toilet seat in a public bathroom when they go for a piss anyways? Are you effin serious?
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