Thought of the Day

haters gonna hate... meh

Originally Posted by Rif Raf

On the worst list:

Plastic Porta-john, 100 degree day, on the job site

The worst part about that is sweating so much that the toilet paper just falls apart. I've sh!t in more blazing hot portajohns than I care to remember.

Originally Posted by ODEHBOY

obvious spam is spam?

Strange thing is it was actually relevant to the conversation

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN

i am the guy that pisses on public seats.

You go to hell and stay there. Those of us that can take dumps in public toilets hate your kind.

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

The worst part about that is sweating so much that the toilet paper just falls apart. I've sh!t in more blazing hot portajohns than I care to remember.


Strange thing is it was actually relevant to the conversation

You go to hell and stay there. Those of us that can take dumps in public toilets hate your kind.

I need to develop a toilet that no matter what, the annoying flopping noise that shiit makes when it hits the water won't happen.

Put a piece of toilet paper in the water. It'll dampen the sound and keep the water from splashing. You're welcome

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

Put a piece of toilet paper in the water. It'll dampen the sound and keep the water from splashing. You're welcome

Mr. Engineer, you sound like a hillbilly.

Think more permanent.

Permanent? Have you ever dumped in one of the shelf toilets (at least that's what my friend called them)? The only place I've seen one was in Munich, but it has a tiny bit of water in the bottom and the area right below your ass is essentially flat. The idea is that the toilet uses less water, but in reality you're trading the splash for an even worse smell. It's a terrible contraption.

edit: You get the idea...


edit2:

TP method is the way to fly, I'm telling you.

Yeah I've seen those. They are dumb. Don't go backwards. We need to make something NEW.

The only other option is making the water level higher up, but then your balls will be dangerously close. That, or just have a porcelain tube coated in MIT's new wonder-coating

I like the splash. If there is enough force a little bit of water will touch my ass, then I can clean up easier.

I don't know what I ate yesterday, but my butthole is burning today.

Inb4...

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

Permanent? Have you ever dumped in one of the shelf toilets (at least that's what my friend called them)? The only place I've seen one was in Munich, but it has a tiny bit of water in the bottom and the area right below your ass is essentially flat. The idea is that the toilet uses less water, but in reality you're trading the splash for an even worse smell. It's a terrible contraption.

edit: You get the idea...

Ugh.....I saw these in Munich, Koln and Stuttgart. Do.not.want

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I don't know what I ate yesterday, but my butthole is burning today.

Inb4...

was it something that went in or out of your butthole?

Sometimes I like to squeeze out a really big one so that it could splash. As soon as it leaves my butthole I like to jump up real quick and stick my face over the bowl, that way I'm getting my face washed at the same time I'm pooping.

2nd only to having to poop after a shower: Having to poop soon after exercise

Originally Posted by cowmoo32

2nd only to having to poop after a shower: Having to poop soon after exercise

I hate pooping at the gym. The white paper gets stuck to my ass/legs and it's a big mess

buddha got fed up one day, said "fcuk this" and took off. the spirtual angle was an edit

i am gonna let loose a little brown sticnky buddha when I get home.

Originally Posted by k2spitfire

buddha got fed up one day, said "fcuk this" and took off. the spirtual angle was an edit

Dude you're in the wrong thread, go take a sh!t or something.