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Old 05-29-2012, 11:32 AM   #1261
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Old 05-29-2012, 11:51 AM   #1262
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Old 05-29-2012, 11:58 AM   #1263
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The worst part about that is sweating so much that the toilet paper just falls apart. I've sh!t in more blazing hot portajohns than I care to remember.


Strange thing is it was actually relevant to the conversation

You go to hell and stay there. Those of us that can take dumps in public toilets hate your kind.
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Old 05-29-2012, 01:22 PM   #1264
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I need to develop a toilet that no matter what, the annoying flopping noise that shiit makes when it hits the water won't happen.
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Old 05-29-2012, 01:32 PM   #1265
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Put a piece of toilet paper in the water. It'll dampen the sound and keep the water from splashing. You're welcome
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Old 05-29-2012, 01:35 PM   #1266
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Mr. Engineer, you sound like a hillbilly.

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Old 05-29-2012, 01:43 PM   #1267
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Permanent? Have you ever dumped in one of the shelf toilets (at least that's what my friend called them)? The only place I've seen one was in Munich, but it has a tiny bit of water in the bottom and the area right below your ass is essentially flat. The idea is that the toilet uses less water, but in reality you're trading the splash for an even worse smell. It's a terrible contraption.

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TP method is the way to fly, I'm telling you.
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Old 05-29-2012, 01:45 PM   #1268
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Yeah I've seen those. They are dumb. Don't go backwards. We need to make something NEW.
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The only other option is making the water level higher up, but then your balls will be dangerously close. That, or just have a porcelain tube coated in MIT's new wonder-coating
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I like the splash. If there is enough force a little bit of water will touch my ass, then I can clean up easier.
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Permanent? Have you ever dumped in one of the shelf toilets (at least that's what my friend called them)? The only place I've seen one was in Munich, but it has a tiny bit of water in the bottom and the area right below your ass is essentially flat. The idea is that the toilet uses less water, but in reality you're trading the splash for an even worse smell. It's a terrible contraption.

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Ugh.....I saw these in Munich, Koln and Stuttgart. Do.not.want
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Sometimes I like to squeeze out a really big one so that it could splash. As soon as it leaves my butthole I like to jump up real quick and stick my face over the bowl, that way I'm getting my face washed at the same time I'm pooping.
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