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Old 07-23-2012, 02:36 PM   #1641
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:44 AM   #1643
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:13 AM   #1647
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Can't be....haven't had a Gatorade in years let alone blue.... well while I drop some easy bombs I'll ponder this query

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Old 07-27-2012, 08:13 AM   #1651
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:36 PM   #1655
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Oh yea...morning protein shake is an immediate S&S...no other choice, paper can't fight that battle.


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