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Old 08-21-2012, 03:47 PM   #1701
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Ohhhhh wait a minute

there's a storm a-brewing, and with how my farts chased the cat out of the room I feel this could be dangerous
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:47 PM   #1702
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:50 PM   #1703
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:53 PM   #1704
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Old 08-28-2012, 03:24 PM   #1705
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i'm worried i took a crap and it looks like the fresco painting...i think i should see a doctor...or a priest
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Old 08-30-2012, 04:03 PM   #1706
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Me and my cat pooped at the same time

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Old 08-30-2012, 06:40 PM   #1707
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Old 09-01-2012, 01:43 PM   #1708
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For the past month, my poop has been horrible.

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Old 09-01-2012, 03:25 PM   #1709
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For me, every once in a while Jimmy John's sammies will cause a powerful bowl explosion within about a half hour of consuming one.

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Old 09-01-2012, 05:28 PM   #1710
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generally speaking, i'm attracted most to european (i.e. white) girls. is it just me, or is that how it is for everyone but they just don't want to admit it?
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Old 09-01-2012, 05:53 PM   #1711
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generally speaking, i'm attracted most to european (i.e. white) girls. is it just me, or is that how it is for everyone but they just don't want to admit it?
What does this have to do with poop? Also, I've really gotta go, but I've only got access to public restrooms.

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Old 09-01-2012, 10:34 PM   #1712
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since i started taking the bsn weight gainer its been making me produce estimated 9-10 inch burgundy brown logs every time.

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Old 09-01-2012, 10:52 PM   #1713
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The creatine and whey protein give me the worst farts and sh!ts. Since my body has been getting used to it I've been sh!tting straight soup.

Anal seepage to the max

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Old 09-03-2012, 12:29 PM   #1714
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I figured it out.

Mixture of heavy stress and alcohol comsumption.
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:45 PM   #1715
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Old 09-03-2012, 12:53 PM   #1716
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:32 PM   #1717
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Old 09-05-2012, 12:01 PM   #1718
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Old 09-05-2012, 01:16 PM   #1719
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i have redness in my penis idk what it is
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Old 09-05-2012, 01:19 PM   #1720
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