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Old 10-23-2012, 10:11 PM   #1801
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:27 PM   #1802
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Old 10-24-2012, 12:06 AM   #1803
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:32 AM   #1804
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You just divided by zero
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Old 10-24-2012, 12:13 PM   #1805
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It's scary because as soon as I posted I had one
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Old 10-24-2012, 12:19 PM   #1806
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i went for 5 last night.
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Am I the only one who feels the need to shower after pooping? I just don't feel clean unless I do.
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Old 10-24-2012, 07:41 PM   #1808
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Every time? Jesus man, I would never leave the shower.
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Do you guys wipe after you poop when you go to take a shower? I don't.
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Old 10-24-2012, 08:35 PM   #1810
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Am I the only one who feels the need to shower after pooping? I just don't feel clean unless I do.
Yes you are

But I will say I always love a good shower after a poop
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Old 10-24-2012, 08:36 PM   #1811
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Every time? Jesus man, I would never leave the shower.
If I'm at home yes, and I will hold it until I get home usually.

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Do you guys wipe after you poop when you go to take a shower? I don't.
I'll usually jump right in.
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Have you tried wet wipes? Maybe save some money on the water bill...
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Old 10-24-2012, 09:17 PM   #1813
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Have you tried wet wipes? Maybe save some money on the water bill...
I need to make sure they won't harm the septic tank, but that's a good idea. It would save lots of time too!
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As I sit on the toilet I wonder to myself

What gods did I anger to deserve this terrible and painful mud butt?
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:21 PM   #1815
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Did you eat Arby's? I just did and there's a storm a brewin'!
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no, that's what's surprising. I didn't have any of the usual food
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