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Old 11-17-2012, 02:11 AM   #1881
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I hate pooping at other people's houses. After I'm done I feel as if there is a smelly cloud of shame lingering in there for others to judge.
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:43 AM   #1882
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I hate pooping at other people's houses. After I'm done I feel as if there is a smelly cloud of shame lingering in there for others to judge.
Omg this. Especially if the poop takes a long time or it smells really bad
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:00 AM   #1883
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:26 AM   #1884
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ok, who else has taken their Thanksgiving dump?

I just did....it was glorious
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:33 AM   #1885
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Omg this. Especially if the poop takes a long time or it smells really bad
they know, and you know they know... it's so awkward
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:40 AM   #1886
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ok, who else has taken their Thanksgiving dump?

I just did....it was glorious
Mine is still baking, I'll be aborting this food baby tomorrow.
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:08 AM   #1887
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Mine is still baking, I'll be aborting this food baby tomorrow.
Yeah

I have to imagine that today and tomorrow are some of the busiest days for toilets
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:52 AM   #1888
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Old 11-30-2012, 12:04 AM   #1889
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Old 11-30-2012, 12:47 PM   #1890
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I've visited the toilet 7 times today
WTF man? What did you eat?
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Old 11-30-2012, 12:57 PM   #1891
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I've visited the toilet 7 times today
Thats not that unusual....unless you had to sit down every time
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Old 12-01-2012, 12:40 PM   #1892
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Thats not that unusual....unless you had to sit down every time
That was 7 sit downs. I finished the 9 with 9 toilet trips to poop
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Old 12-01-2012, 01:31 PM   #1893
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Your ass must be raw from all the wiping, damn!
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Old 12-01-2012, 01:34 PM   #1894
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Your ass must be raw from all the wiping, damn!
Everything after visit 5 was sand paper
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Old 12-01-2012, 04:56 PM   #1895
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You may as well have just brought a TV into the bathroom and never left..
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Old 12-01-2012, 09:47 PM   #1896
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Well I had my iPhone
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Old 12-01-2012, 11:06 PM   #1897
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I had a triple baconator today & BBQ for dinner. My stomach is creating a monster as we speak.
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Old 12-02-2012, 04:31 PM   #1898
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I will probably outdo the 7 trips to poop today

Already on number 6 and it is only 2:30pm
Drank last night and I don't know how I can still have anything left to poop after 6 visits
Mostly water now... gross

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Old 12-02-2012, 09:12 PM   #1899
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