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Old 01-25-2013, 09:06 AM   #1921
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I had two ridiculously loose dumps this morning before 9am. TWO. I'm never eating kale again.
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:20 AM   #1922
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:30 AM   #1923
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I just took the nastiest dump of my life, beer **** plus Checkers from the night before. The cleanup was so ungodly it required an immediate shower afterwards.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:42 PM   #1925
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:27 PM   #1926
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The poop I took this morning was a never ending clean up
Same with mine, thus why I just hoped in the shower. I wasn't being late for class because of a poop.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:15 AM   #1927
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:22 AM   #1928
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:54 PM   #1933
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:55 PM   #1934
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Sounds chad's car problems have now become your colon problems
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CEL came back on the E46 after dropping $2k on CCV replacement, a new TB, and a few leaks fixed. I'm getting ready to take the damn thing back to the indy shop now.
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CEL came back on the E46 after dropping $2k on CCV replacement, a new TB, and a few leaks fixed. I'm getting ready to take the damn thing back to the indy shop now.
are you going to sh1t on them? if not get this crappy post out of here.
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are you going to sh1t on them? if not get this crappy post out of here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I guess I should have mentioned the vile BM I had this morning. A mud fart about sums it up, immediately followed by a shower.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I guess I should have mentioned the vile BM I had this morning. A mud fart about sums it up, immediately followed by a shower.
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