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Old 01-30-2013, 10:08 AM   #1961
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Turns out its a lot harder than i expeted to piss my name in the snow...
Depends on the name.

Morning deposit was quite satisfying. I love being mexican, I think we have cast iron stomachs up until we're like 60

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Old 01-30-2013, 10:13 AM   #1962
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:37 PM   #1963
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:44 PM   #1964
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:49 PM   #1965
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:21 PM   #1966
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:14 PM   #1967
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:58 AM   #1969
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:27 AM   #1972
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:08 AM   #1975
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Believe it or not I can no longer snooze anymore in the morning. If I set an alarm for 8am, my stomach will start to hurt at like 7:55am. I'd have to get up and poop. It doesn't matter what time I set the alarm to, my stomach would start to hurt 5 minutes beforehand.

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Old 02-02-2013, 12:53 PM   #1978
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