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Old 04-25-2012, 11:52 AM   #21
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i stuck my pecker in her tailpipe..
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i thought i was the only one!
U guys can fit it in? Too much girth here, I tried
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Old 04-26-2012, 12:45 AM   #22
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It's possible in the back seat of a sedan...... went to the drive in last night
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:44 PM   #23
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U guys can fit it in? Too much girth here, I tried
I have a full aftermarket 4 inch exhaust my friend
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:48 PM   #24
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I once got a blumpkin in the front seat.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:49 PM   #25
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I once got a blumpkin in the front seat.
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:56 PM   #26
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Lies! We all know german backseats are not big enough for this.


It takes skill bro.

Ive pulled it off once in my coupe. Chick was 5'4. Her head got thrashed though it kept banging on the arm rest so I balled up a sweater to make it her pillow. All the other times, I reclined the passenger seat as much as possible and got to work
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:55 PM   #27
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I don't know why so many try back seat in coupes...the fronts recline and make it easier No experience in my M3 (I had it for 5 months now, I am 41 and my wife 51)..I'd be up for it, she not so much being a conservative good little japanese woman

My first wife was different, when we were dating she'd be my co-pilot when I was 18-19 delivering chinese food and more than eager to work my stick I had to avoid crashing into mailboxes a few times.

The most embarrassing thing was driving my mom to work one morning when her car wouldn't start. Everything was fine until a thunderstorm and my windshield condensed showing two foot prints on the glass in various positions. My mom went into her purse, grabbed a napkin and wiped off my windshield. She said, "Alkemyst, we are going to pretend I didn't see that. Next time can you please make sure I don't have too."

lolz.
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:02 AM   #28
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:49 AM   #29
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farted and then opened the window.
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:27 PM   #30
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had sex in it so many times......u know if u lean the front seat back and tie her legs by putting the rope behind the seat.....fantastic js
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:28 PM   #31
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and agree with alkamyst about leaning back the front for much more room...even in my sedan
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:32 PM   #32
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what positions have you guys done in the backseat? referring to sedans only...
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:37 PM   #33
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:14 AM   #34
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:37 AM   #35
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You must be on your period you're just raging your vag blood all over the e46ot my gawd I hope that b25 engine has enough power to carry that much bitchytude
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:55 AM   #36
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I once got a blumpkin in the front seat.
Ummmm..... Not sure if you know what a blumpkin is.... And if you do, then good luck ever selling your car lol
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:35 PM   #37
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No one can beat me banging out a dime piece virgin in the back seat of my 328ci. I met her in class at my local CC, and only hung out with her twice before the incident. It's my proudest moment as a college student, and I haven't done anything like it before or since. It was also like 7:30pm, barley getting dark out.

I thought I knocked the ***** out. Anyone that's ****ed in a coupe knows why haha.
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Old 07-29-2012, 06:14 PM   #38
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My car was my main place to have sex during high school. My backseat is beyond tainted.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:42 AM   #39
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I don't know why so many try back seat in coupes...the fronts recline and make it easier No experience in my M3 (I had it for 5 months now, I am 41 and my wife 51)..I'd be up for it, she not so much being a conservative good little japanese woman

My first wife was different, when we were dating she'd be my co-pilot when I was 18-19 delivering chinese food and more than eager to work my stick I had to avoid crashing into mailboxes a few times.

The most embarrassing thing was driving my mom to work one morning when her car wouldn't start. Everything was fine until a thunderstorm and my windshield condensed showing two foot prints on the glass in various positions. My mom went into her purse, grabbed a napkin and wiped off my windshield. She said, "Alkemyst, we are going to pretend I didn't see that. Next time can you please make sure I don't have too."

lolz.
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:19 AM   #40
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got road head on I-78 on saturday... Does that count as intimate?
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