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Old 11-11-2011, 12:37 PM   #341
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She wants two dudes at the same time, go double team her with her BF...
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:14 PM   #342
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But she didn't say "Hey" with two y's....
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:30 PM   #343
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But she didn't say "Hey" with two y's....
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Old 11-11-2011, 05:49 PM   #344
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Decided to give it a whirl on a hot chick in my class and it worked

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So then i tried on this smoking hot chick that i've always wanted to get with but has had a bf. Seems like I failed because of her bf but we made plans to hang out tonight so we will see... 50% success rate is still good.

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text her "lets not turn this rape into a murder"
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Old 11-11-2011, 06:02 PM   #346
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^^^ lol her dad is a cop. Not the best idea.
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:59 PM   #347
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^^^ lol her dad is a cop. Not the best idea.
So how did it go?
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Old 11-12-2011, 12:05 AM   #348
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This is one of the greatest threads I've ever read.
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Old 11-12-2011, 06:45 PM   #350
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So how did it go?
I didn't drop the rape/murder comment but i did get it in


Decided to try it on this girl I had met but barely talked to that lived up in HB a few hours away. Decided to have some fun with it since shes a Wh00re She called me b!tching at me because of the dick sucking face lol.

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Post that on her fb wall while she's asleep
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Great thread OP!!! Many lulz have been had.
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I've got the Lulz right now, but Saturday night I got the rejections, none of my results were positive, half thought it was a joke and just laughed and the others said "Aren't you married?"

Foreveralone. I'd post one but none were LOL worthy. Just sad.
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