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Old 04-20-2011, 07:46 PM   #41
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Old 04-20-2011, 07:54 PM   #42
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ok here goes

Me: I have a question
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Me: Since we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: I'm not lookn fo ne one wth

lmao thats exactly what she wrote. im still trying to figure out what she is trying to say.
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Old 04-20-2011, 07:57 PM   #43
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"I'm not looking for anyone what the hell/fück"?

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Old 04-20-2011, 07:57 PM   #44
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just send her my picture (crop the scar) and the the work is done.

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Old 04-20-2011, 07:58 PM   #45
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Old 04-20-2011, 07:58 PM   #46
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just send her my picture (crop the scar) and the the work is done.

Lololol
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:00 PM   #48
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the blue eyes get them every time. EVERY TIME.
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Have you been celebrating the holiday?
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:03 PM   #51
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i did with my roommate before work. But I just got off and I'm too tired to smoke. Gotta stay up for the Laker game!
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sorry for the fucked up proportions






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i shoulda done this in miami b4 i moved... deff will when i go back to visit though lol
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And so I twiddle my thumbs and wait. Will report back success or FOREVERALONE
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what was your batting average like?
it was fairly good. I'd at least hook up with 1/5 girls I messaged. Now keep in mind I chose chicks who I knew were dtf.

It was 1pt for a hookup, 2pts for sex, and 3pts if she swallowed. This went on until one of the girls that by buddy pulled this on ended up getting very serious with him. This was prob 2 years ago and they are still together today. Funny how that worked.

Anyways, take the girls who you know that you don't really value your friendship with. The idea is that you have nothing to lose. And we didn't come up with this over a forum. Just a bored drunken night back in '08 or something haha
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it was fairly good. I'd at least hook up with 1/5 girls I messaged. Now keep in mind I chose chicks who I knew were dtf.

It was 1pt for a hookup, 2pts for sex, and 3pts if she swallowed. This went on until one of the girls that by buddy pulled this on ended up getting very serious with him. This was prob 2 years ago and they are still together today. Funny how that worked.

Anyways, take the girls who you know that you don't really value your friendship with. The idea is that you have nothing to lose. And we didn't come up with this over a forum. Just a bored drunken night back in '08 or something haha

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One went well.


not so well with the other one..


then it got epic


funny thing is we have already banged
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