Text this to girls for guaranteed sex (srs) - Page 3

PrittyM3 · 04-20-2011, 07:46 PM

subscribed for lulz

chris10492 · 04-20-2011, 07:54 PM

ok here goes

Me: I have a question
Her: wassup
Me: Since we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: I'm not lookn fo ne one wth

lmao thats exactly what she wrote. im still trying to figure out what she is trying to say.

SDKmann · 04-20-2011, 07:57 PM

"I'm not looking for anyone what the hell/fück"?

Thats probably it.

fordpwns · 04-20-2011, 07:57 PM

just send her my picture (crop the scar) and the the work is done.

BeRzErKaS · 04-20-2011, 07:58 PM

" Ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? "

NightRaider93 · 04-20-2011, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordpwns

just send her my picture (crop the scar) and the the work is done.

Lololol

FTWeisse · 04-20-2011, 07:58 PM

Uploading most recent convo with chick from my class - lulz were had...

fordpwns · 04-20-2011, 08:00 PM

the blue eyes get them every time. EVERY TIME.

E46_330i_Stud · 04-20-2011, 08:01 PM

The GF. She's usually not this blonde, promise! Haha

Andy2108 · 04-20-2011, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordpwns

the blue eyes get them every time. EVERY TIME.

Have you been celebrating the holiday?

fordpwns · 04-20-2011, 08:03 PM

i did with my roommate before work. But I just got off and I'm too tired to smoke. Gotta stay up for the Laker game!

Evap · 04-20-2011, 08:09 PM

Trying this tonight

Sent from my MB860 using Bimmer App

FTWeisse · 04-20-2011, 08:09 PM

sorry for the fucked up proportions

Awaiting post-meme response...

uhhhmeeer · 04-20-2011, 08:10 PM

upload soon

iwannagofast · 04-20-2011, 08:17 PM

i shoulda done this in miami b4 i moved... deff will when i go back to visit though lol

TiAg2247 · 04-20-2011, 08:26 PM

me: Hey
her: Hey!
me: I was wondering; so we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?"
her: lol you want me huh

me: So do you. The real question is: you down?

And so I twiddle my thumbs and wait. Will report back success or FOREVERALONE

RidinBimmerz · 04-20-2011, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FadeToblack

what was your batting average like?

it was fairly good. I'd at least hook up with 1/5 girls I messaged. Now keep in mind I chose chicks who I knew were dtf.

It was 1pt for a hookup, 2pts for sex, and 3pts if she swallowed. This went on until one of the girls that by buddy pulled this on ended up getting very serious with him. This was prob 2 years ago and they are still together today. Funny how that worked.

Anyways, take the girls who you know that you don't really value your friendship with. The idea is that you have nothing to lose. And we didn't come up with this over a forum. Just a bored drunken night back in '08 or something haha

FadeToblack · 04-20-2011, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RidinBimmerz

it was fairly good. I'd at least hook up with 1/5 girls I messaged. Now keep in mind I chose chicks who I knew were dtf.

It was 1pt for a hookup, 2pts for sex, and 3pts if she swallowed. This went on until one of the girls that by buddy pulled this on ended up getting very serious with him. This was prob 2 years ago and they are still together today. Funny how that worked.

Anyways, take the girls who you know that you don't really value your friendship with. The idea is that you have nothing to lose. And we didn't come up with this over a forum. Just a bored drunken night back in '08 or something haha

SWINFORD · 04-20-2011, 08:37 PM

Glad to see I made it lol

uhhhmeeer · 04-20-2011, 08:50 PM

One went well.

not so well with the other one..

then it got epic

funny thing is we have already banged

04-20-2011, 07:46 PM	#41
PrittyM3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: SFV SoCal Posts: 560 My Ride: E46 M3 View My Garage	subscribed for lulz __________________ Thanks to RaceWerkz Engineering for all the help http://www.facebook.com/RaceWerkzEng...ref=ts&fref=ts Build thread: http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=420618

04-20-2011, 07:57 PM	#44
fordpwns Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: LA/USC Posts: 645 My Ride: GR STi View My Garage	just send her my picture (crop the scar) and the the work is done. __________________ "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief" - Gerry Spence -Dr. F. Pwns "bro a real university is a little bit harder than community college. let me know if you get into haas, then you'll see"

04-20-2011, 07:58 PM	#45
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04-20-2011, 07:58 PM	#47
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04-20-2011, 08:00 PM	#48
fordpwns Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: LA/USC Posts: 645 My Ride: GR STi View My Garage	the blue eyes get them every time. EVERY TIME. __________________ "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief" - Gerry Spence -Dr. F. Pwns "bro a real university is a little bit harder than community college. let me know if you get into haas, then you'll see"

04-20-2011, 07:54 PM	#42
chris10492 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Athol, Massachusetts Posts: 269 My Ride: 05 Acura TL 06 R1 AE View My Garage	ok here goes Me: I have a question Her: wassup Me: Since we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet? Her: I'm not lookn fo ne one wth lmao thats exactly what she wrote. im still trying to figure out what she is trying to say.

04-20-2011, 07:57 PM	#43
SDKmann Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Davenport/ Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,697 My Ride: 01 Cherokee View My Garage	"I'm not looking for anyone what the hell/fück"? Thats probably it.

04-20-2011, 08:01 PM	#49
E46_330i_Stud Registered User Join Date: May 2010 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 1,891 My Ride: 2004 330ci ZHP 6MT View My Garage	The GF. She's usually not this blonde, promise! Haha __________________ 1995 325i 5mt ArcticGrey/Dove - SOLD 2004 330ci ZHP 6MT SilberGrau/Black - SOLD 2001 330i M-Sport 5MT StaulGrau/Grey - SOLD 1992 Accord LX Sedan 275k miles all original - DAILY 2002 Chevy Suburban LT Autoride - TOY HAULER 2005 GMC Sierra 2500HD SLT - RACE TRUCK!

04-20-2011, 08:03 PM	#51
fordpwns Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: LA/USC Posts: 645 My Ride: GR STi View My Garage	i did with my roommate before work. But I just got off and I'm too tired to smoke. Gotta stay up for the Laker game! __________________ "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief" - Gerry Spence -Dr. F. Pwns "bro a real university is a little bit harder than community college. let me know if you get into haas, then you'll see"

04-20-2011, 08:09 PM	#52
Evap Registered User Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 998 My Ride: rubs tires View My Garage	Trying this tonight Sent from my MB860 using Bimmer App __________________ My Build Thread

04-20-2011, 08:09 PM	#53
FTWeisse Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Michelle Ryan's Feet Posts: 2,879 My Ride: has no hip-hop rimz View My Garage	sorry for the fucked up proportions Awaiting post-meme response... __________________ *JEREMY DAVID LEONARD SMITH (1987-2008)* Last edited by FTWeisse; 04-20-2011 at 08:12 PM.

04-20-2011, 08:10 PM	#54
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04-20-2011, 08:17 PM	#55
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04-20-2011, 08:26 PM	#56
TiAg2247 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: YYZ / ORD Posts: 2,211 My Ride: E39 M5 View My Garage	me: Hey her: Hey! me: I was wondering; so we're both good looking people, why haven't we banged yet?" her: lol you want me huh me: So do you. The real question is: you down? And so I twiddle my thumbs and wait. Will report back success or FOREVERALONE __________________ Imola Red M5 \| Imola Red Interior M-Audio Package, Power Sunshades, GT Exhaust, Custom BC Coilovers Past: '01 330Ci Titanium Silver on Coral Red '96 328i Jet Black on Black

04-20-2011, 08:37 PM	#59
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04-20-2011, 08:50 PM	#60
uhhhmeeer Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,526 My Ride: E36 M3 View My Garage	One went well. not so well with the other one.. then it got epic funny thing is we have already banged __________________

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