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Old 11-20-2013, 03:56 PM   #1
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Do you ever go any farther south? Why you no do comedy routine at Bimmerfest!?
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Yeah, you really can't do that during a show. I've gotten close a couple of times, but it's only 5-10 mins, and I'm sort of supposed to be talking about funny stuff...so really need to control myself better.

VaderDave...someday maybe I'll head west and see how the guys in California take to my glycerin suppository humor. Seems like it'd fit right in...don't you think?
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Yeah, you really can't do that during a show. I've gotten close a couple of times, but it's only 5-10 mins, and I'm sort of supposed to be talking about funny stuff...so really need to control myself better.

VaderDave...someday maybe I'll head west and see how the guys in California take to my glycerin suppository humor. Seems like it'd fit right in...don't you think?
I see what you did there.

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I can't really do it in a place like that with Blacks, Asians, Latinos, Gays, and Whites...I'm libel to say something inappropriate. Further south than DC, closest place I might be able to speak freely is in Florida. JK minority brethren and sistern!

Seriously, though, I'd love doing Bimmerfest...I'd do it for a song and would promise not to sing. Tim?
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You know guys, one night some of you might be able to show some restraint and 'attend' a show and then do your stuff afterwards. It's only two hours...for $5 it's pretty good entertainment, even if it the ending isn't as happy as you'd like.

It's two hours. Come on. You saying you can't hold it in for two hours? What do you do on dates?
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Old 11-21-2013, 02:49 PM   #13
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I'm so disappointed in my fanatic brothers...you all talk a good game, but some of you should call up a woman, invite her to a show tonight...it'll be a nice surprise for her, and after the show, on the ride home, a nice surprise for you.

Serious...a night of a woman laughing...she needs to find a release after all that.

Think about it guys...you won't find a cheaper form of entertainment...$15-20/person with food and drinks...unbridled passion afterwards...free E46 Consultation.

Come on guys...don't disappoint me and your mom!

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Next time - we shall return. Probably bring a few more ppl with us. One of our group is banned from there though, something about cutting of the beer tap lines or something.
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Next time - we shall return. Probably bring a few more ppl with us. One of our group is banned from there though, something about cutting of the beer tap lines or something.
Seriously? You'll have to PM me details. I doubt they keep a list or anything...maybe if he wears a disguise. But seriously, PM me and I'll see what's up.

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Now, now...we're all so proud of you here, and you know why. You want me to write your mom a note?

Also, not sure I should say, but my new neighbor has a miniature schnauzer named Griffin...really. It's also true I've grown quite fond of him, and him me. But, so far, I just give him treats. Really smart critter!
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I've been trying to train him. I think he's getting it. Already he can get the treat where I hide it...won't say where!
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