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Old 04-21-2011, 09:42 AM   #1
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Describe your last sh1t with a movie title

My last sh1t was "The Island" because there was so much it was coming out of the water.
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #2
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:44 AM   #3
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:46 AM   #4
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"Breathtaking"

I swear the thing was at least 15" long (unbroken) and was shaped like a giant horseshoe. I almost took a picture...it was breathtaking.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239273/
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"Breathtaking"

I swear the thing was at least 15" long (unbroken) and was shaped like a giant horseshoe. I almost took a picture...it was breathtaking.

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courics dude... measure that shiit in courics
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:48 AM   #6
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:51 AM   #7
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me and my friends used to do this and some of the names and descriptions are hilarious
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After the wheel of cheese we ate with dinner: Mission: Impossible

After the Dulcolax kicked in: Cannonball Run

During the subsequent sit-down: Mamma Mia!

After the poop was released: The Thing

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