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Old 04-21-2011, 12:30 PM   #41
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Batman Forever, it went into the bat cave...
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:33 PM   #42
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:44 PM   #43
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'Cool guys dont look at explosions' ..took a huge sh1t, stood up, didnt look back and walked away casually (no wipe and no flush)
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:55 PM   #44
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:58 PM   #45
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Ghost.

It came out..... but then it was nowhere to be found.

Edit..... damn it. Someone beat me to it.
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:01 PM   #46
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Ghost.

It came out..... but then it was nowhere to be found.

Edit..... damn it. Someone beat me to it.
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:05 PM   #47
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:11 PM   #48
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Ok so that will be "Fight Club" for me
I dumped it, wiped, it fought back, dump again, wipe... dump again... wipe... 5 times.
I won.... until I get a wet fart which I hope not.
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:12 PM   #49
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:13 PM   #50
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I can't wait to drop a duece later. Pics or no?
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:15 PM   #51
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:21 PM   #53
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:22 PM   #54
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:27 PM   #55
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Just took one so I could post in this thread again.
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Just took one so I could post in this thread again.
awful title. Describes nothing.
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:33 PM   #57
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Just dropped one off at the office.

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Old 04-21-2011, 01:35 PM   #58
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awful title. Describes nothing.
It was large and green, just like the Incredible Hulk, I thought that was one of the most apparent references in this thread so far.
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"waiting"

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It was large and green, just like the Incredible Hulk, I thought that was one of the most apparent references in this thread so far.
my apologies. You are correct.
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