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Old 06-02-2011, 01:32 PM   #81
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my name is Ivan im from LA and im 19 and im fvucking anything that moves
what i mean is any girl that gets in your way you have to smash no doubt
your 19 bro were the same age bang the most chicks you can because "if you dont use it youll lose it lol"

girls lie and cheat bro no doubt ,how dont you know she actually smashed her ex and she got sprung on the d1ck ,shes might be waiting for him
everything is possible in this world .

and seriously it sounds like a friendship not a realtionship

stop thinking with your heart and think with c0ck!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:48 PM   #82
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lol that's tough for me to do.

And how could you be in a relationship if you can't trust the other person? I have no reason to think she's cheating on me unless I have proof.
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:49 PM   #83
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:55 PM   #84
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lol that's tough for me to do.

And how could you be in a relationship if you can't trust the other person? I have no reason to think she's cheating on me unless I have proof.

my grandpa once told me
"no one is faithful in this world"
"just smash the most girls you can "
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:59 PM   #85
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We're already married on Facebook.




lol jk. But yes. We are listed as in a relationship.

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Seems like a wise man. Props to a cool grandpa.
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:15 PM   #86
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I will have to see where her and I are and whether she would ever be comfortable enough with me. We arent getting married any time soon and I'm only young once, so if we aren't having sex and doing all the things kids our age do, then what's the point.
Yah, we're getting way off topic in this thread.

The point is, regular pvssy is the main reason most men agree to be in an exclusive relationship at all. From a marketing standpoint it's the woman's main selling point. They want you to buy the cow instead of taking the milk for free.

You bought the cow and aren't getting any milk.

Have you taken economics yet? What grade did you get?
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op just needs tp show his girl this thread and shell understand that he dosent want to be with her or she will give it up on the spot..
i hate girls that dont put out for retarded stupid reasons..
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op just needs tp show his girl this thread and shell understand that he dosent want to be with her or she will give it up on the spot..
i hate girls that dont put out for retarded stupid reasons..
steven747: "been shifting on newbs since August 9th 2010" lol yeah buddy
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:20 PM   #92
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ah just get married so both of you guys can bang each other like a monkey everyday?
that's what mormons do lol
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You will break up with her. If she cares for you, she will be sad, beg you to come back, and you will fuxk. If you don't go back, she will sleep with the next guy who comes along. That's my two cents
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i wonder how he's doing
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i wonder how he's doing
Well, we're having the stupidest fight right now. So we aren't really talking.
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So long as she stands her ground, things are only going to get downhill from here... its gonna be hard but the only option I see here is to break up with her... the more you try to talk her into giving you sex the faster things are gonna get downhill for you.
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i just smashed my neighbor ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh felt good

your missing out bro !!your 19
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