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Old 06-23-2016, 01:47 PM   #1
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I'm at the Hospital .... Today has not been a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go! I couldn't take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop! It just kept going around and around in a circle. Thank goodness the store manager at Toys R Us came out and unplugged the machine. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air' Have a great Thursday, y'all!
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:49 PM   #2
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:52 PM   #3
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it's "holmes" you stupid motherfvcker.
copy paste from azlyrics. please take your complaint to "Thanks to msptip for adding these lyrics."
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:55 PM   #5
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Old 06-23-2016, 02:25 PM   #7
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I'm at the Hospital .... Today has not been a good day. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go! I couldn't take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop! It just kept going around and around in a circle. Thank goodness the store manager at Toys R Us came out and unplugged the machine. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air' Have a great Thursday, y'all!
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lol all i pictured was someone getting dragged across the ground while their leg was in the stirrup, over and over and over again, imagining what the hell their leg and body would look like after that.

Then I got trolled. F U 217, thou shalt not joke about horse accidents, karma is a bitch.
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Not funny, that horse could have died.
1) who said it was funny?

2) it did
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