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Old 09-19-2011, 01:45 AM   #41
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I buy my condoms in bulk, 200 of them for $34. You can get a 100 box if you don't fvck as much as I do.

Try coming in your gf ass, it feels even better. Then take out your penis and ask her to lick it. Awseome feeling, if the gf says that's disgusting, the b**** ain't worth your time and she would not make a good mother/house wife.

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Ive hit it raw a couple times first night but most of the time ill use a condom. Ive been going out with my current chick for 2 months and we still use condoms most of the time...Its getting expensive lol. My last GF was on the pill, I never realized how good it felt to go raw and cum inside her until i couldnt do it any more.
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I buy my condoms in bulk, 200 of them for $34. You can get a 100 box if you don't fvck as much as I do.

Try coming in your gf ass, it feels even better. Then take out your penis and ask her to lick it. Awseome feeling, if the gf says that's disgusting, the b**** ain't worth your time and she would not make a good mother/house wife.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:41 AM   #43
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:46 AM   #44
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At some of the comments....

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Old 09-19-2011, 08:57 AM   #45
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just pull out. WTF. Remind of some Christian fanatics who commit adultery but they have to do without rubber because using rubber is a big sin.

I'm surprised no one said I'll hit raw only when it's in her ass.

If a girl has an STD, you hit it raw, you'll get it whether you pull out or not. $hit, this forum should offer a sex education class on here.
I doubt the cheating christian would go raw because condoms are sin.


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I buy my condoms in bulk, 200 of them for $34. You can get a 100 box if you don't fvck as much as I do.

Try coming in your gf ass, it feels even better. Then take out your penis and ask her to lick it. Awseome feeling, if the gf says that's disgusting, the b**** ain't worth your time and she would not make a good mother/house wife.
No, if a girl will lick your cum covered dick that was just in her own ass it would make her a slvt
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:04 AM   #46
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Out of the 17... 18... 19... however many chicks I've banged, I think there's only been two I've successfully used a condom 100% of the time with. Both were one night stands. Then again, most of the others were, too. My luck is bound to run out one day, so I'm being a wee bit more careful. I absolutely hate condoms, though. They kill sensation, they stink, and they dry the woman out.

Lifestyles makes some new condom that's supposedly ten times better than latex condoms. I would assume they feel better, don't dry the woman out, and hopefully don't stink. I've yet to try them.
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:35 AM   #47
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Ive hit it raw a couple times first night but most of the time ill use a condom. Ive been going out with my current chick for 2 months and we still use condoms most of the time...Its getting expensive lol. My last GF was on the pill, I never realized how good it felt to go raw and cum inside her until i couldnt do it any more.
pill is still only 99% effective when used correctly.

I try to wrap it up or at the very least pull out.
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:49 AM   #49
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raw dizzle

at my friend's bachelor party we gave him soooo much **** for still using condoms with his now wife.

at least get her on the pill and pull out if oyu don't want ot bust inside.
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at my friend's bachelor party we gave him soooo much **** for still using condoms with his now wife.

at least get her on the pill and pull out if oyu don't want ot bust inside.
the pill sometimes makes the girl gain weight through hormonal changes
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Why does everyone not like condoms?
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Why does everyone not like condoms?
You must have never had unprotected sex. Actually... you must have never had sex. Period.
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You have an 18 year window for her to potentially take money from you.
I think what he was saying is that he's broke.
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I like condoms... but I love raw dog.
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the pill sometimes makes the girl gain weight through hormonal changes
+1 no one seems to think about this. My gf was on the depo shot for a while and the hormonal changes can result in weight gain and she wasn't in the mood that much. She gained a little weight even when working out A LOT. There are other pills ect. but they're not an option with the medication she takes.

Now she's off the shot, lost the weight, and wants it all the time. We use condoms and I'm fine with that, guess that makes me weird.
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+1 no one seems to think about this. My gf was on the depo shot for a while and the hormonal changes can result in weight gain and she wasn't in the mood that much. She gained a little weight even when working out A LOT. There are other pills ect. but they're not an option with the medication she takes.

Now she's off the shot, lost the weight, and wants it all the time. We use condoms and I'm fine with that, guess that makes me weird.
I guess low sex drive is a rarity
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Yeah it sucked for a while.
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