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Old 09-19-2011, 11:59 AM   #61
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You must have never had unprotected sex. Actually... you must have never had sex. Period.
You can think what you want but I'd rather not be vulgar and talk about my point of view regarding the subject.

I'll just say condoms make you last longer.
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Old 09-19-2011, 12:27 PM   #63
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You can think what you want but I'd rather not be vulgar and talk about my point of view regarding the subject.

I'll just say condoms make you last longer.
Sounds to me like you want to be in love and have a "magical connection" when having sex. You want to find your soul mate. You want to look her lovingly in her eyes and whisper, "I love you. I'm ready..."



And condoms make it borderline impossible for me to even get off. They might make YOU last longer, but they just frustrate the hell out of me. I don't need help with endurance. I've seriously had enough sex to where I'm pretty much desensitized.

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+1 no one seems to think about this. My gf was on the depo shot for a while and the hormonal changes can result in weight gain and she wasn't in the mood that much. She gained a little weight even when working out A LOT. There are other pills ect. but they're not an option with the medication she takes.

Now she's off the shot, lost the weight, and wants it all the time. We use condoms and I'm fine with that, guess that makes me weird.
my GF sex drive is much lower too on the pill, but once things get started it's all good.
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Sounds to me like you want to be in love and have a "magical connection" when having sex. You want to find your soul mate. You want to look her lovingly in her eyes and whisper, "I love you. I'm ready..."



And condoms make it borderline impossible for me to even get off. They might make YOU last longer, but they just frustrate the hell out of me. I don't need help with endurance. I've seriously had enough sex to where I'm pretty much desensitized.

u mad?
Lol. I doubt you've been desensitized.

I'm going to say your package is too small or you've been ravaging some big v's. Its more then likely the former.
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Lol. I doubt you've been desensitized.

I'm going to say your package is too small or you've been ravaging some big v's. Its more then likely the former.
Neither. It's called way too much sex, son. Even the really tight stuff (tough to get two fingers in) doesn't faze me. I just keep on hammering away. No bullshit about it, dude. I've just trained myself to be an endurance king. My average session is about an hour. My longest was four and a half hours with one break to get some Gatorade and a snack.

Do you want a video or something? I don't know how else to prove it to you.

The only downside to it is that the chick gets frustrated when she's about worn out and I'm still going. "ARE YOU EVEN CLOSE?! JESUS CHRIST!"
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Neither. It's called way too much sex, son. Even the really tight stuff (tough to get two fingers in) doesn't faze me. I just keep on hammering away. No bullshit about it, dude. I've just trained myself to be an endurance king. My average session is about an hour. My longest was four and a half hours with one break to get some Gatorade and a snack.

Do you want a video or something? I don't know how else to prove it to you.

The only downside to it is that the chick gets frustrated when she's about worn out and I'm still going. "ARE YOU EVEN CLOSE?! JESUS CHRIST!"
TMI,

I really don't care. whatever tinkers your winnie, brother.
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You can think what you want but I'd rather not be vulgar and talk about my point of view regarding the subject.

I'll just say condoms make you last longer.
Condoms make you last longer?

Good job lasting 15 minutes with a rubber on, champ.

Stamina should be built from experience and self control, not a desensitizing rubber. When you hit pvssy on the reg, you're not worried about how long you will last. Obviously you wouldn't know.
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I really don't care. whatever tinkers your winnie, brother.
*Pats you on the back* There, there... don't be jelly...

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Condoms make you last longer?

Good job lasting 15 minutes with a rubber on, champ.

Stamina should be built from experience and self control, not a desensitizing rubber. When you hit pvssy on the reg, you're not worried about how long you will last. Obviously you wouldn't know.


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Condoms make you last longer?

Good job lasting 15 minutes with a rubber on, champ.

Stamina should be built from experience and self control, not a desensitizing rubber. When you hit pvssy on the reg, you're not worried about how long you will last. Obviously you wouldn't know.
It makes me feel less. Less friction is being felt, even with extra thin ones.

Less friction = last longer.

It's common sense. It's not a question of experience or self control.

Specially with all the different factors, positions etc and the shape of each others memorabilia and how it pairs together.

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It makes me feel less. Less friction is being felt, even with extra thin ones.

Less friction = last longer.

It's common sense. It's not a question of experience or self control.

Specially with all the different factors, positions etc and the shape of each others memorabilia and how it pairs together.
I don't even want to ask...

Okay. Maybe I do.

Do you rub pictures on yourself? Movie ticket stubs from previous dates?

"Oh yeah... that's it... rub that Fast & Furious all over me! MMMMMM YEAH! Oh, oh, OH! GONNA SHOOT MY NOSSSSSS!"
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Okay. Maybe I do.

Do you rub pictures on yourself? Movie ticket stubs from previous dates?

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