I Sharted and ditched my date lol

enter · 09-23-2011, 09:38 PM

wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face.

Mike Larry · 09-23-2011, 09:40 PM

lol

Silver_Surfer · 09-23-2011, 09:45 PM

HAHAHA! You didn't lie and say there was an emergency or something?

E46Moonlight · 09-23-2011, 09:47 PM

Hahahaha!

K Cuv · 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM

Incredible.

JonJon · 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM

Lol!!!

Punch yourself and say you got mugged

jelani · 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM

damn man i heard it all now

should of just told her what was up or should i say what was down

e46stallion · 09-23-2011, 09:52 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahah. hilarious!!!

sgplayer69 · 09-23-2011, 09:53 PM

best part of my night

46_coupe · 09-23-2011, 09:53 PM

classic post

SW222 · 09-23-2011, 09:54 PM

Damn that sucks, lol. The last time something similar happened to me was when I was 6 or 7. I was blowing bubbles with this girl outside of our building complex and all of a sudden I had to take a sh!t real bad. Was too lazy to run all the way up to the 10th floor by stairs so I decided to hold it in. 2 minutes later while I'm making faces and crossing legs while standing there, sh!t just came rushing out lol.

aapriadi · 09-23-2011, 10:16 PM

lol if it really happened

slo323ci · 09-23-2011, 10:19 PM

pics of said date?

CollinsE90 · 09-23-2011, 10:23 PM

Sounds like a sh1tty time

stapler12345 · 09-23-2011, 10:24 PM

IminDiegoTriick · 09-23-2011, 10:26 PM

lmfao

kuksul08 · 09-23-2011, 10:33 PM

in

If true, I would have just told her I felt sick...

Eliott's-BMW · 09-23-2011, 11:08 PM

nice, I would have done the same...

farmdog · 09-23-2011, 11:11 PM

Tell her the truth.....everybody sharts.

Mr.Jack · 09-23-2011, 11:13 PM

LOLOLOL made my night

09-23-2011, 09:38 PM	#1
enter Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 301 My Ride: 330 ci View My Garage	I Sharted and ditched my date lol wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face. __________________ http://www.allglobaltk.com/artansalpaca.gif Last edited by enter; 09-23-2011 at 09:44 PM.

09-23-2011, 09:40 PM	#2
Mike Larry Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 130 My Ride: 575 nello View My Garage	lol __________________

09-23-2011, 09:45 PM	#3
Silver_Surfer Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: DC Posts: 356 My Ride: 2005 Lotus Elise View My Garage	HAHAHA! You didn't lie and say there was an emergency or something? __________________

09-23-2011, 09:47 PM	#4
E46Moonlight Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 2,443 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	Hahahaha! __________________ DIY Tri-Stitch Shift & E-Brake Boot DIY Yellow High beam Reflector Bowls

09-23-2011, 09:51 PM	#5
K Cuv Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NY Posts: 333 My Ride: Z32 & AW E46 View My Garage	Incredible. __________________

09-23-2011, 09:51 PM	#6
JonJon Tinfoilhatatarian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: One of the most evil states ever to exist Posts: 3,384 My Ride: . View My Garage	Lol!!! Punch yourself and say you got mugged __________________ Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium

09-23-2011, 09:51 PM	#7
jelani Registered User Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: PO Posts: 110 My Ride: looking for a ride View My Garage	damn man i heard it all nowshould of just told her what was up or should i say what was down

09-23-2011, 09:52 PM	#8
e46stallion Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SB Posts: 5,760 My Ride: 2006 CB M3 View My Garage	hahahahahahahahahahahahah. hilarious!!! __________________ -Ev Flickr

09-23-2011, 09:53 PM	#9
sgplayer69 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NY Posts: 3,889 My Ride: 2003 CB M3 Coupe View My Garage	best part of my night __________________ Coming Soon...?

09-23-2011, 09:53 PM	#10
46_coupe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North America Posts: 1,602 My Ride: is lame View My Garage	classic post __________________ "As soon as you're born, you start dying, so you might as well have a good time" - Cake

09-23-2011, 09:54 PM	#11
SW222 Banned User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: east coast Posts: 658 My Ride: is silver and slow. View My Garage	Damn that sucks, lol. The last time something similar happened to me was when I was 6 or 7. I was blowing bubbles with this girl outside of our building complex and all of a sudden I had to take a sh!t real bad. Was too lazy to run all the way up to the 10th floor by stairs so I decided to hold it in. 2 minutes later while I'm making faces and crossing legs while standing there, sh!t just came rushing out lol.

09-23-2011, 10:16 PM	#12
aapriadi Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: columbus OH Posts: 211 My Ride: e90 325i View My Garage	lol if it really happened

09-23-2011, 10:19 PM	#13
slo323ci Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 221 My Ride: 00 323ci View My Garage	pics of said date?

09-23-2011, 10:23 PM	#14
CollinsE90 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The bar Posts: 347 My Ride: 330i View My Garage	Sounds like a sh1tty time __________________

09-23-2011, 10:26 PM	#16
IminDiegoTriick Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: 92129 Posts: 66 My Ride: BMW e30 Cabby View My Garage	lmfao __________________

09-23-2011, 10:33 PM	#17
kuksul08 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,084 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	in If true, I would have just told her I felt sick... __________________ Look at that subtle jet-black coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a 6mt. S54 Valve Adjustment Spreadsheet & Info: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28231781/S54...ent%20info.zip

09-23-2011, 11:08 PM	#18
Eliott's-BMW Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: TX-DFW Posts: 1,080 My Ride: E46 3-Pedal Mafia View My Garage	nice, I would have done the same... __________________ Who has the skills? e30 project "May GOD grant you DOUBLE the amount you wish upon me!"

09-23-2011, 11:11 PM	#19
farmdog Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omaha Nebraska Posts: 629 My Ride: Acura TL View My Garage	Tell her the truth.....everybody sharts. __________________

09-23-2011, 11:13 PM	#20
Mr.Jack Registered User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: TN Posts: 56 My Ride: M3 View My Garage	LOLOLOL made my night

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