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Old 09-23-2011, 09:38 PM   #1
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I Sharted and ditched my date lol

wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face.
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:40 PM   #2
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:45 PM   #3
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HAHAHA! You didn't lie and say there was an emergency or something?
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:47 PM   #4
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM   #5
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM   #6
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:51 PM   #7
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damn man i heard it all nowshould of just told her what was up or should i say what was down
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:52 PM   #8
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hahahahahahahahahahahahah. hilarious!!!
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:53 PM   #9
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:53 PM   #10
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:54 PM   #11
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Damn that sucks, lol. The last time something similar happened to me was when I was 6 or 7. I was blowing bubbles with this girl outside of our building complex and all of a sudden I had to take a sh!t real bad. Was too lazy to run all the way up to the 10th floor by stairs so I decided to hold it in. 2 minutes later while I'm making faces and crossing legs while standing there, sh!t just came rushing out lol.
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:16 PM   #12
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:19 PM   #13
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:23 PM   #14
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:26 PM   #16
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:33 PM   #17
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If true, I would have just told her I felt sick...
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