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Old 09-23-2011, 11:17 PM   #21
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this is by far one of the greatest threads I have ever read!
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Old 09-23-2011, 11:27 PM   #22
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If true, I would have just told her I felt sick...
"Hi, sorry, I didn't actually call my dad...I'm not feeling great and ended up sh1tting all over myself. Kinda odd 'cuz it squirted through my boxers and it's on my pants, so if it smells like feces, it's cuz I'm literally sitting in my own crap. Anyway, you wanna go back to my place now?"

Yeah, that would work...
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Old 09-23-2011, 11:45 PM   #23
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Old 09-23-2011, 11:48 PM   #24
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If true, I would have just told her I felt sick...

Yeah but how would you explain the **** smell? Mugged or sick you would still have to get in the car.
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Old 09-24-2011, 12:27 AM   #28
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She must think you are nuts...

She tells a joke, you both laugh...

Then you ditch her

What a mindfvck!

She probably called every friend she had after that
"idk... I thought we were getting along... Wtf"
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One of the best threads I've ever read. Hilarious. I'm in for updates after tomorrow or the next time you talk to her... if you ever do.

I say your already in the hole, so just tell her what happened and see what happens. Most likely she won't believe you and think its a sick joke. Then come up with some more believable bs.
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I would have done the same except i would have told her I was taken away for a frat or something
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