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Old 07-14-2014, 02:05 PM   #1
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Neighbors dog

In my room studying, i see my godam degenerate loser white trash neighbor bring her 150 pound cow on my grass to ****. They both literally stood there on my lawn for about 3-4 minutes.



She didn't even pick it up, just walked right up to her driveway and went inside. I contemplated screaming through the window to scare the **** out of both of them and ****ing up the dogs most precious bowel movement. But i chose not to.



Good thing there getting forclosed on, i hate disrespectful kunts.

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Why not move the poop to their property? Like say the property on their car between the hood and roof?
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Old 07-14-2014, 02:09 PM   #4
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she is now your master. it's a well known fact if you let your dog **** in someone's yard and leave it there, you have proven your dominance and have made that person your bitch. if the person watches you do this and does nothing about it, they are your bitch for life.
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Why not move the poop to their property? Like say the property on their car between the hood and roof?



I'd contemplate it, but god it's disgusting.


Not to mention the fact that (close your eyes PETA) I hate dogs.



Except Siberian Huskies, those are pretty gangsta.
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go get fish sauce from the "Asian" Aisle at your local supermarket and empty the bottle into the vents on the hood of the car. Also, put the dookie on the windshield.
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pick it up with a shovel and throw it at their garage door so it sticks.
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she is now your master. it's a well known fact if you let your dog **** in someone's yard and leave it there, you have proven your dominance and have made that person your bitch. if the person watches you do this and does nothing about it, they are your bitch for life.



She can blow me, while i'm still in this neighborhood she'll be out of here in a few weeks looking for an apartment where she belongs with her cow. Maybe they wouldn't be in foreclosure if she didn't have to feed the dam thing 10 times a day.
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1.) Pick up poop
2.) place in poop paper bag
3.) place paper bag on her doorstep
4.) light paper bag on fire
5.) ????
6.) Profit.

Or.

Take a sh1t on her lawn yourself.
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My dad was once standing near his property line and the nasty next door neighbor came up and pointed out a dog turd on the edge of her property and claimed it was from my dad's dog. He leaned down, picked it up with his bare hand and held it out to her and said "ok, now what?" She was speechless. Never bugged him about dog turds again.

(Rural area with lots of 2-5 acre properties, lots of random dogs roaming around. Could have been his, but probably not.)
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hooch that video was funny.


griff, i can't believe the neighbor's dog came over THAT far to **** on their lawn. Totally disrespectful.
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The ones saying lob it back in their yard are telling da truf!
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be a man and talk to your neighbor face-to-face.
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be a man and talk to your neighbor face-to-face.


I don't talk to poor degenerates.
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Smear the feces on their front door. Pretty basic stuff here.
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Smear the feces on their front door. Pretty basic stuff here.



Seems to be...



I going to wait for it to happen one more time. I will throw it on the garage door.

Pics will follow.
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Pick up the sht and leave it on her doorstep every time the door goes on your property
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