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Old 02-06-2015, 01:59 PM   #1
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Vote for me

http://www.parents.com/photos/my-kid...14mykidscutest

Cute baby contest. I need to exploit my kid for money as much as possible as long as it's not too illegal.
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:03 PM   #2
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funny thread.

I don't think any baby's are cute.

you have my vote!


edit: Funny how they make you watch a video to verify you are really a person. The ironic thing is, the video is about birth control.
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:15 PM   #3
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Another contender has entered the ring.

What's the payout? I've got a horse to enter in this race.
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:23 PM   #4
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Another contender has entered the ring.

What's the payout? I've got a horse to enter in this race.

$200 weekly contest
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:31 PM   #5
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Cute kid, Mike. Voted.
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Old 02-06-2015, 02:43 PM   #6
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OMG all the new parents end up doing this atleast once.

voted.
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Old 02-06-2015, 03:14 PM   #7
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You have my vote. However, your services may be called upon next week. Cute kid.
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Old 02-06-2015, 03:27 PM   #8
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So if I vote for you what will you offer me? Can I use you as a character witness of the need ever arises?
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So if I vote for you what will you offer me? Can I use you as a character witness of the need ever arises?

Sure. I'll attest to your character as far as I know it here.

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Old 02-06-2015, 03:45 PM   #10
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I voted, but I think I should get a cut of the winnings.
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Old 02-06-2015, 04:05 PM   #11
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No cute babies come out of you. No peasant takes my vote!
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Old 02-06-2015, 05:07 PM   #12
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That site is a scam. Makes you watch an ad to vote.
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Old 02-06-2015, 05:11 PM   #13
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Old 02-06-2015, 06:34 PM   #15
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you sure about that? she doesn't have a penis.
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I've got a horse to enter in this race.
I can't remember if yours is a boy or girl, so I'll keep this gender neutral.

Put a fist-full of dollars in the baby's hands, a santa hat on its head, and a gold chain around its neck, and you have my vote, free of charge.

lol at the censors for the word fist-full (with no hyphen). I blame Griffin.
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Cute baby contest. I need to exploit my kid for money as much as possible as long as it's not too illegal.
You have my vote. Now you owe me $100 for sitting through a 1:30 video on the Nuva Ring to register the damn vote!
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Voted for this one. This is yours isn't it Mike? I have a soft spot for the name D'Brickashaw
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Voted for this one. This is yours isn't it Mike? I have a soft spot for the name D'Brickashaw

We were going to go with D'Brickashaw, but our nephew was born a week earlier than our kid and they stole the name.
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Babies scare me. I still voted for yours but man, creepy little buggers.
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