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Old 03-12-2015, 08:15 AM   #1
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Meat the hardest working man in show business

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A Japanese porn star has found world fame after complaining on Twitter that there are more Bengal tigers than male actors in the country’s adult movie industry.

Shimiken, a spiky-haired 35-year-old, just can’t keep up the pace any longer.

“There are only 70 male porn stars to 10,000 women,” he wrote on the social network, referring to the on-call regulars in the business. “With 4,000 new films every month, the number of male actors simply isn’t enough. This industry is like a hole in the wall that needs to get bigger!”

But the muscly, spray-tanned pocket rocket is in high demand. He is famous for his stamina, working for six hours a day on up to six different movies, seven days a week. Over 18 years, he’s done almost everything — and everyone — from an ex-pop star to 72-year-old twins. The only time he got stage fright was when he was asked to have sex with a woman who’d just been with a dog. But being a stand-up guy, he compromised by agreeing the dog could lick butter off her first.

Today, Shimiken earns $30,000 a week, has 30,000 followers on Twitter and owns five cars. He has an ex-wife, and two daughters, whom he says he wouldn’t want to see in the industry. “The reality is that porn is mostly a s—-y place filled with s—-y people,” he said. “I’d just like to be a light among the s—. This is where I was meant to be.”
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Making 120k a month banging chicks.... I don't give a damn how shiety the business is
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this might explain why there are so little of male porn stars "in that region"

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I've watched so much Jappr0n I bet I know exactly who this guy is.
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I've watched so much Jappr0n I bet I know exactly who this guy is.
the stupid pixelization always turns me off. Like, just this morning, I was watching a video, it turned into a BJ, and it was like the entire screen was pixelated. This is not what I didn't pay for.
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the stupid pixelization always turns me off. Like, just this morning, I was watching a video, it turned into a BJ, and it was like the entire screen was pixelated. This is not what I didn't pay for.
Well said. I actually tried HD pr0n, but was not impressed. You can see TOO much detail. Every ass zit, every razor bump, hell you can even see when they slather makeup on some chicks leg / thigh / butt cheek to cover up some horrible scar or something. At least with pixilation, your imagination can fill in the blanks.
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Well said. I actually tried HD pr0n, but was not impressed. You can see TOO much detail. Every ass zit, every razor bump, hell you can even see when they slather makeup on some chicks leg / thigh / butt cheek to cover up some horrible scar or something. At least with pixilation, your imagination can fill in the blanks.
60fps porn is almost weird
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Well said. I actually tried HD pr0n, but was not impressed. You can see TOO much detail. Every ass zit, every razor bump, hell you can even see when they slather makeup on some chicks leg / thigh / butt cheek to cover up some horrible scar or something. At least with pixilation, your imagination can fill in the blanks.
I've never tried HD pr0n for exactly that reason.

Edit: I am waiting, however, for the Magic Mike sequel in IMAX 3D
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Making 120k a month banging chicks.... I don't give a damn how shiety the business is
I dunno man I guess I'm getting old but that sounds fvcking tiring.

Banging for 6 hours a day... Every day?

Ever notice how male porn stars take awhile to get it up? Probably thinking about cars or something.

Plus you'd have to interact with mostly trash fire women and i'd bet on some drama.
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Did anyone read that article? This dude is messed up. His first gig was to eat poop for $160, hello hospital. That's fvcked.

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Did anyone read that article? This dude is messed up. His first gig was to eat poop for $160, hello hospital. That's fvcked.
gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

You think you're going to just waltz in and start making $30k a month? hastagentitlementmentality
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Ain't that the truth
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I don't care how sarcastic you were being there, you're ghey for even saying that sarcastically.
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I don't care how sarcastic you were being there, you're ghey for even saying that sarcastically.
you are now the meat in a ghey comment sandwich.
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